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When the torrents rests, When the urge subsides, When the rush is quenched, Do you A) Wiggle it? B) Wipe it? C) Flick it? D) Dip it? E) Leave it as it is? If you wish for your secrets to remain so, you may approach the given poll above. After all, we wish not for your identity. Your...

It's probably an overblown, """contrarian boomer""" take but yes, I agree that the 80s got the best hit songs. Not the best songs, mind you; the best HIT SONGS. Shit that goes on the top 30 lists in radio stations and plays on repeat. HIT SONGS, not just songs in general, but even then, that era...

"It is I, Ethan Winters, the Resident Evil of this Village." "HQ! THIS IS TANGO 0-7! GROUND ZERO'S TOO HOT, WE GOTTA ESCAPE FROM TARKOV NOW!" "Foolishness, Dante. My power is insurmountable! This Devil May Cry Five times!" "This is only the First Episode, Gordon. This is my Half Life...

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May you recieve many lulz in the afterlife, Juan

I've been on the internet for way too long than I've ever needed. I've been on every spectrum; from the raunchiest of forums to the most mainstream of blue checkmarks. Hell, I've been from /pol/ to Otherkin blogs and back. With that said, I want to talk a little bit about something I've noticed...

Technically speaking, this is my second time doing this, but the first time was two years ago, so fuck it. So recently, my story's hit 20 chapters. It doesn't sound like much, but considering every chapter averages around 7-9k words per chapter, I think this calls for some "celebration"...

>home from work >go to room >remember cool ass song I've heard from a decade ago >miraculously remember the lyrics >starts to take off clothes "Some nights I stay up Cashing in my bad luck Some nights, I call it a draw" >remove shirt >flail it open like a stranded man asking for help on the...

One of the most argued point against Waifus (or husbandos for you fujo brain rots) is that they're not real. They're merely flat objects on a screen that translate to a amalgamation of everything the subject so desires. They're only images that make the pp hard or the clam slam. They're just...

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At this point it's a universal agreement that Call of Duty is just your average rooty-tooty gun-shooty Michael Bay on Steroids action game where you shut off brain & press mouse 1. But, as a fan of the series, I'd like to give credit where credit's due and shine a light on the more...

Yeah bet you didn't expect this guy to make this kind of a thread So I've decided to start planning for a new story, and the main character's gonna have- you know what, if the title didn't clue you in the first place, you're probably not gonna bother reading the rest. The theme of the story is...

>out with mother in car >sitting shotgun >stop at traffic light >stare at traffic light >wait five seconds "Turn green" >stays red "Turn green" >stays red "Turn green" >stays red "Turn green" >stays red "Turn green" >stays red "Turn green" >turns green >mfw

Edit: I've used the term cryptocurrency as a replacement for "what if money, but uploaded into the internet?" Like internet credits, but utilized wordlwide. I don't know if there's a valid term for this, but if there is, well fuck if I'm bothering to edit this whole thing again. Alright, the...

It started as a funny discord conversation until it becomes a full blown arguement. I need your opinions here. Does the Speedrun starts at the moment of conception or does it begin at the moment of the insertion of the penis? In that case, since impregnation is bullshit rng, would external...

So I'm planning to do a new cover. In a panic, I made two. Which one should I pick? Stand: Not Stand: I know both equally sucks, I just want to know which one sucks the least.

Just a question for those who whips out those Lucky Strikes. What made you start smoking? Is it the cool factor? Does it remind you of someone? Is it an obligation to do it? Caught up in the whiplash that is Life™ and the habit simply came along? It's simply something to keep you busy? And...