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Bribe them with your finest tchotchkes. 逃げるんだよ！

I never read based on the cover. I take in everything before reading.

What kind of job, if I may ask? Feel free not to answer. And if it’s retail, say nothing.

The internet has finally gotten to me. I thought you said “lawn mewing” for a second and was about to commit not live.

“Awooga” saith the forum.

Ishiki, practitioner of the Sleeping Fist. She’s usually just sleeping, but by God whatever she punches isn’t going to be happy. The better her sleep, the stronger the attack. She’s always drowsy though. When she isn’t sleeping, Ishiki will either be seen either attempting to fall back asleep...

I work retail.

Friends? What are those? ( ；∀；)

I nominate Satan. …wait, I’m thinking of the novelupdates forum. I still nominate them regardless.

Play touhou. Because what else would I do? (And maybe also kick someone in the balls. Russell, I will find you, and I will make you infertile.)

Bloody Catastrophe Crimson Hurricane INFERNAL CATACLYSM!!!! (Yes, the exclamation marks are necessary.)

Mine was a guy named Rob. …we don’t talk about Rob.

As long as you don't start writing korean-style urban fantasy novels, I think you're fine. Seriously, as weirdly tempting as it is to make one- even if only as a parody- please, do NOT do it. I can tell that the views you would get would override any sense of irony, and you'd be stuck in that...

Gays upon them, and despair!

Since someone else has already explained how to put one, I'll explain something else. The fandom tags are CASE SENSITIVE and HIGHLY EXCLUSIVE. "Naruto" and "naruto" are separate. "Naruto Shippuden" is a different tag. Unless you want to be the poor bastard who ends up with the only fic with the...

So... Uh... What the hell am I looking at? The second image kinda looks like some edit of a generic urban fantasy manhwa screenshot. (I'm not even able to distinguish between all of them at this point) The first one though? I think everyone else's guess is as good as mine.

0). I slept for an hour longer than usual. I am now Somniologist. That’s a whole two hours.

てへ…ってなんだよ… (Yeah, I could write something genuine, but I felt that a simple “tehe tte nandayo!?” would fit better.)

The marching ants have gotten tired of being confined to Adobe illustrator

Super Mario Sunshine. “I will finally 100% it this time” (he lied.)