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You try to get your eight hours of sleep, and miss a whole lot of BS...

Great, I'll get your case ready for court. Also, someone make a court.

What, you thought you can't just graft DNA onto a worm? Do you want out of this? We just have to make it clear you were framed, no matter how ridiculous it is.

I never said he wasn't the father, however... he was framed. You see, when he changed his thread to also be a grass supremacy thread, Alice didn't like that, so she took a swab of his DNA, and then used those worms to frame him. Yes, genetically he's the father, but he had nothing to do with the...

The worms weren't actually his, however. Those worms originally belonged to none other than @AliceMoonvale! And it all started back in the grass supremacy thread.

Hang on, did you say worms were in the feed? Oh, I think I can clear AnonU's name, finally. I may or may not know the truth of what happened that day, as well as the true culprit.

I have won.

I'm offended I wasn't considered for the chef role. I have a resume and everything. I could make great Wamba chops.

Hm... I did the math, and the answer is 150. That's about how many names and faces an average human can remember, so as long as you're fine with using up all of your reader's brain space, 150 is about your limit.

Well, since it's here, might as well join in. I'd say my personal favorite would be Erased, I really enjoyed the plot, and it's one of the few series that actually made me genuinely feel sad during some scenes.

This thread died seven years ago, man! Why dig through just to bring it back when you could simply make a new thread?!

Haha, clanker writer! Everyone, insult them!

Ah, how could I forget the one acceptable AI usage. AI girlfriend > Fleshy, gross girlfriend.

You made a typo on like, unless you were doing that on purpose. Liki isn't a word I'm familiar with if you actually meant that.

Give it time, there may be someone to mock later.

The only word I struggled with was easypeasy, mostly because I didn't actually know that's how it was spelled.

Did you honestly think I meant that? No. This was simply to gather a few of you who use AI writing in one place. Now go ahead, praise AI writing. Now feel ashamed of yourselves. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done. As for those of you who came here to mock, good job. Here's...

The one above me is secretly a chinchilla.

Is the alarm made of avocado? If not, why are you even here?

We tell them they suck and then act like we're superior for using our tiny brains to do the same thing they did with a clanker.