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  1. KingofPizza

    Choosing Christmas Presents

    Coffee is my go-to gift for birthdays and Christmas. Especially some hipster coffees with quirky, millennial Californian chic-inspired flavors made with beans grown in a country my family totally went on vacation to last winter.
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    Trying to get off the ground (Cover & Premise questions)

    I would up the stakes a bit more. For example, maybe the mom and the kid have the plague, and he can't just jump ship and start a new family 'cause he's sterile for some reason. No way out 'cept risk his life or watch his wife and kid die. Also, I don't see much point in the dying and isekai...
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    I offer Cover Design for your Story [Free]

    Thank you very much for your time and consideration. I think it will be best if I simply withdraw request. It seems you have enough on your plate, and it is almost time for me to commission my final cover anyhow.
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    Is SH becoming toxic? Or is it the situation of the current readers?

    My experience here has been largely positive. People are only 'toxic' when I ask them to be, like when I requested the destruction of my cover -which they thoroughly carpet bombed. :blob_sweat: Consider constructive criticism, but stay based and keep writing.
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    I offer Cover Design for your Story [Free]

    You may have seen the thread about my current cover. If not, in a nutshell, I am in desperate need of a new one. Your help would be super appreciated. Here's the series in question: https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1277040/ferdie-and-the-elementals-punching--spellcasting-isekai-litrpg/ The...
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    Please Destroy My Novel's Cover

    I may actually end up making a similar cover! Good recommendation, and it suits the late 20th century action hero aesthetic I was shooting for.
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    How should i end volume 1 of my novel?

    I rolled a D6 and got a 1, so Good Ending 1
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    Please Destroy My Novel's Cover

    There's a lot to comment on here, but thank you very much for the detailed and based response. I agree, one of the things I dislike about it the most is the font. It's a little too hard to read, even at full size. What was I thinking!? Althea is supposed to be more modest in her proportions, as...
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    My story got stolen by an aggregator audiobook site

    I think they are also harvesting from Royal Road. They have chapters for my story that aren't posted here yet.
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    Please Destroy My Novel's Cover

    The old-school tackiness is intentional, but I can see how it might give people the impression of being too plain or out of touch. I was shooting for that, yes! Pretty much right on the money! The chaos and order, represented by black and white, are symbolic of some of the stories themes, as...
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    Please Destroy My Novel's Cover

    Even though I've been using this cover for months, I'm pretty dissatisfied with it. I was excited about it at first because I was all giddy about writing my first novel, and the cover gave me a really strong 'getting there' feeling. I'd like to hear what people think about it, and what kind of...
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    Share your Novel Covers!

    I paid more money than I wanted to for this, but I'm still dissatisfied. Althea (on the left) is NOT supposed to be that homely. Curious about what people think about this. I think it stands out a lot, but maybe the style isn't very attractive to most people, especially on sites likr RR and SH...
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    Putting pineapple -or most any other non-tomato fruit- on pizza is not against any law or edict...

    Putting pineapple -or most any other non-tomato fruit- on pizza is not against any law or edict, but it is something of a social faux pas in the culture here. So, if you break out the pineapple pizza, make sure you only do it in private or that the people around you are "cool".
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    Thank you very much!

    Thank you very much!
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    What are your 3 favorite snacks?

    Probably Tapatio Doritos with little dried meats and cheeses. All enjoyed with some root beer or melon soda. Hell, that's more of a meal for me, but whatever.
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