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The microwave vagina! It can cook hot pockets, and so much more! Get yours today. [Shows a picture of a weird purple sun, and a diving board]

I would add all kinds of insane things to this to make it more amazing. I would make it super aggressive and give it an overbearing title. Something like Yuri God Empress, and make it a silly cultivation thing. Yuri conversion - Successfully convert a woman onto the proper path! (Break up...

My dad dislocated his shoulder stealing my grandpa's fully automatic BAR from wwII and having no idea the type of recoil that rifle had. He was 16 at the time and showing off to his friends in the 70's before the assault weapons ban. He ended up being unable to finish out the football season.

No, I would have a childhood crush of his made one and force him into a human. I would also make it a world very hostile towards monsters and give him a really dark set of powers. Make him chose what he is willing to throw away, then you can have the childhood friend act as a secondary...

I thought of writing one of these where the mc gets sent back with a bunch of his friends and they all get turned into monsters but mc doesn't. Give him all kinds of nightmare fuel, especially if some of them went completely crazy. Put him in a situation where he has to care for them.

Chaos only exists because we lack the ability to determine all possible variables, yet. I subscribe to a much different theory, and I feel like everything is just a bigger food chain. Almost as if the universe is designed to produce the strongest, smartest species. A planet is an...

Some people are functional humans with real lives and they can find some measures of success for themselves in this world we find ourselves in. And then their are people with severe anxiety who sometimes wonder if negative luck is a real thing. I wrote these characters and gave them my own bad...

Adam Carpenter had one dream, for as long as he could remember. "I want to be the villain! I want to betray the hero, and steal his harem! I want to put my foot firmly on people's backs! I want to rule with an iron fist!" With this dream in mind he spent his youth silently preparing, and...

I want to see a developed systems like shadowrun, where it is entirely based on how much money you spend. I have never seen a developed world were everything has a price tag. Especially if you had augmentations and soul. I would separate magic and break it away from being inherent, and instead...

I somehow made it to the top 10 in trending, now I want to die every time I see my ugly ass cover...

I am huge into technical systems in games, especially automation. Minecraft was like crack for me, and I put thousands of hours into it. My last base before I got banned for crashing the server could produce 180,000 items an hour. That was between, a witch, honey, slime, sugercane, melon...

How well is this doing, I have no frame of reference to really compare it to.

Does screaming count as words? Would anyone actually have anytime to think? If I suddenly woke up from a drug induced coma the first thing I would want is to make sure I still have my kidneys.

I just keep writing, I have no frame of reference for what is good or bad in a novel statistically. Maybe my book is doing good, maybe it isn't. I've managed to sit in the 30s-40s though.

I am basically just down to Deep rock galactic a the moment. I am waiting on outriders to go for sale to pick it up.

I really like irony and misunderstands. I also hate stereotypes so I like to twist them when I can for comedy. Giant evil religious associations are boring? Let's make an MC who is blackbellied, meanwhile you have the most devout religious organization possible getting in his way. Humans are...

I feel like they run it poorly. I would never condone myself to live like a caveman, especially if I could solve it. Who would want to wipe their butt with leaves, and use a dog turd as a lozenge. We romanticize fantasy worlds and ignore all the other issues that come with them. I feel like...

Any new drivers in the world can call themselves a fender bender.

Is it bad that every time I see this, I want to instead pick every time the fmc has majorly betrayed the mc.

Name/Nickname you want us to call you: whatever is easiest. Hobbies/interests: I play a lot of shooting games. ROCK AND STONE! Genres you read often/tags you often look for: Fantasy, I love imagination more than reality, but I want it to make sense. I hate just using magic as an explanation...