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Why the hell would you be stupid enough to fight them like that? Run the hell away! The goal is not to fight a gorilla in hand-to-hand combat, the goal is to run far enough to aim your rifle at his hairy face. You need to think of Dr. Eggman in the old sonic games, just fast enough to outrun the...

Points Ai-chan towards the crusades. "Look at all of the weak priests!" I know it is an opinion, I just think it is a funny one when you look at the tropes. I imagine most mages would be like Lara Croft type characters. If magic existed then learning it would be very difficult and restricted...

Why would you let your body wither if you went anywhere near a battlefield? Do they think artillery operators only sit around and drink alcohol, dreaming of the day they can fire their weapons? That is the trope I hate the most in fantasy, it was impossible to be lazy unless you were rich...

I think that most healers would be more likely to be combat supports, or they would be completely dedicated to it and avoid combat altogether. In an army, you don't want anyone to be irreplaceable, or if they die it is all over. I imagine that healers would act like Manato from Grimgar of...

I have issues with back pain, so my step mom got me this messaging chair, it was quite expensive. The only complaint I have is that the entire seat also massages. As a man, this means constantly feeling your balls being flicked and stretched, it is not very pleasant. I can only imagine the...

Amagi Brilliant Park - super light hearted romance that will make you smile. Ultimate Otaku Teacher - Funny, Memey, hilarious. Konosuba - some people really like this.

Beenadick, I mean Benedict. There is also Testicleese, God of Testosterone! Bastardidas, Brother of Leonidas. Female names are harder, Rose is good, Pepper as well. Beatrice sounds fairly arrogant as well.

If you have ever dropped toast in such a way that it folds under your foot and smears butter and jam on both the floor and your sock, you realize that no creature would ever take the time to make your specific life more miserable for no reason. I am sure a force that can create a universe has...

I don't buy any of it, I think everyone secretly has a luck stat that is truly the ruler of our entire world.

When I write I visualize everything like a movie in my head, and I build the descriptions based on whether or not I think they are important to the scene. If you say something like a mage's tower is really intimidating, you need to be able to say why? Were skeletons hanging around in iron cages...

There isn't, D&D is probably your best bet, as it is the most general as far as fantasy goes. They have a lot of already developed lore if you want inspiration.

What we should really be discussing is a vampire's view on things like tampons for example. Would a vampire see this in a similar way to how someone in a third world country would look at Americans throwing away their leftovers at a fast food place? Would the vampires have an Anti-tamp movement...

It is similar to what I do when I am plotting, then it is just getting used to it as you write. To me writing it is the most important part as it is less likely to change. This is important to establishing consistency right from the start. I also copy and paste any details I use to make notes...

What I recommend doing is run the story through your head like a movie, then you start plotting it down. Think of it like a brief synopsis where you take this overarching story and start breaking it down into chapters, I only add the main points I need to get to the end result. My map is...

I think it depends on how seriously you try, people won't pitchfork you as long as you take it seriously. What the readers really hate is when you create something they might like, but don't take it seriously enough to really turn it into something. Your first writing will also be bad, and...

The best debuff is dead, there usually isn't any coming back from it. Who cares about anything trivial?