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Just busy with college

Granted, you also get 1000 hate mail and death threats every week I wish to be an empath

Hey!!!! don't shout at me I'm on the other side of the world and your mom is ugly. I wouldn't fuck her even if I was paid a zillion USD. Anyway, Granted your mom is now only sexually attracted to plants I wish for 1 billion USD.

Granted, you have dropped out and can skip without any consequences I wish for pork dumplings

Granted, the world is united under the absolute dictatorship of our robotic overlords I wish that akasaka aka didn't take a break every other week

Granted. but it has Shou Tucker on it I wish for a nintendo switch console with a free copy of pokemon legends arceus

Granted, you kill john wicks dog and get a pencil in return I wish for everyone to turn asexual, causing the end of humanity

Granted, but you are forced to remember every cringey or embarrassing thing you've ever done whenever you play I wish for Chinese take-out

Granted, but you'll wake up to be in a reverse harem novel in which you are the ML with a messed up past I wish for a plate of Nashville fried chicken

Granted, but it has a malware that disables all forms of incognito mode and posts your browsing history on twitter I wish for a good slice of life Litrpg

Granted I wish for absolutely nothing

My condolences

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if a bird reincarnates as a saint and decides to summon a lover cause she can't find one

You're gonna go supernova

You need to vent buddy?

But all the florida men turn into boring japanese salarymen

I have one thing to say, F*****K Mondays and Tuesdays, My college has the longest hours those days

But you have a sadistic old man as a master who constantly makes his apprentices do extra hard homework and scolds them if they fail

The options between crocs or crows not fishes and pigs

It would still kill you