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now that's officially... disturbing.

pen in your mouth. or hell its smuthub. pen into "orifice of choice" and wiggle it on paper. I try not to judge.

my best joker voice... "why... so.. serious." Look, saturday is "caturday" this is monday night. and monday? is "funday". your calendar is off. Tuesday, is "bluesday". you can be a buzz-kill tomorrow. live a little. (or not)...

my formula... just a simple numbered list. each numbered item on the list? Its a chapter, and you put a sentence fragment there. its just what the goal of the chapter is, that's all play with your list, until you have your elements in. big reveal, twist, reversal twist, etc. then, "you...

I heard of Octo-mom... but Alski? "octo-titties"

what's with this place. its like some kind of weird internet rule; smut hub corollary . given three posts in on any joke, the likelihood of someone not making a *futa* comment, goes to zero. smut hub seems to have an official state-mandated religion. They worship "Hermaphrodite", the Greek...

@AliceMoonvale : Here's proof I have a sense of humor. do I have to give you ammunition to have fun with me? Fine. I figured you would nominate me for the contest, Alice. Because you and your girlfriends accused me of being a *dude* lmFao... and if you look at my avatar title... you could...

Pretty sure I have to vote for Alski... the cat? Like, eight titties. The rest have but t-w-o. more boobies, are always better.

I didn't go with a black cube, because... as everyone knows, I am sure. 2-d is better than 3-d. I promise to do better next time.

okay. She is a waifu, just not a really cool one. because. wait for it... "she's a real square".

cool, thanks. even if I'm violating the "must have anime girl on cover" rule... lol

Yes. I like the authoritative "drop" of a single sentence paragraph sometimes. Its a kind of a "thud" as you drop it when its done right. line... line... line... Impact sentence (I like it when it "works", and I like it even more when it works for the final line of a chapter)

paragraphs would do for a start, among other things. I recently peeked in on a new book. first chapter, real paragraphs. My heart leaped like a gazelle. I was starting to think, maybe I'll read a few more chapters even though this isn't my usual thing. Chapter 2? Right back to single sentence...

only "ceiling cat" can judge you. Everyone knows this.

referring to yourself as "daddy" in the third person. *not* creepy in the slightest, lol.

yes, but with that corkscrew penis that the pigs are known for. Just a giant one. well, be handy on champagne bottles, at any rate.

I had to about pinch myself, to make sure this isn't a dream. A real artist is here, offering to make covers for free? I assume to build a portfolio and get their work out there. for the love of god, people. kiss the artist's butt, and do what they ask. if only just to see if this sort of thing...

that happens in my honest opinion with total seat of the pants writing, or "pantsing". a skeletal outline, just simple sentence fragment in a numbered list will control that. each numbered line, a tiny reminder what that chapter's goal is. I don't agree with "English teacher outlines", where...

I bought a rape whistle. Took it to the bowling alley on league night. I blew on the damn thing all night. Rape whistles don't work, I want my money back. Didn't get raped one damn time.