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Oh, hello there! My name is Nern. I'm considered the greatest historian of our time... I've gathered a wealth of knowledge about Olathe and what happened here. Many tales... Would you like to hear? Hmm... I wish you were more enthusiastic... Oh well, I'll tell you anyway. Let's see.... Oh right...

hi tired, im dad

Don't care about NNN, I have done it a few years ago but like it just felt like a dumb internet challenge.

Write a scene with an MC who must rhyme each pair of sentences they speak.

I'm immune to telepathic waves.

"Rodney, where is our escape vehicle?" Me and Rodney were best pals. And also partners in crime. At the current moment we were escaping from our latest hit. They don't pay the tellers enough around here, to be honest. I consider it a form of social justice. Less to the banks, and more to me-...

"Awwww man. I just totally got my rocks off to those chicks, but they were talking about feminism, so now I realize what I am doing is wrong!" He then ascended to be Fem-Man, the feminist protector of women from peeping toms worldwide.

No NUTrition November, just fast for 30 days ez pz

to the place... (ok maybe we shouldn't spam the thread with the lyrics so imma just) ...I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads All my memories gather 'round her Miner's lady, stranger to blue water Dark and dusty, painted on the sky Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop...

country roads...

I can't find mention of sandals anywhere in this thread but maybe I'm blind.

My favorite NES game was Rad Racer, shit slapped.

This ain't it, chief.

In the latest chapter of the short story I am writing, it was green paint and their bare teeth.

did anyone mention Lloyd? p sure he's a lord of smth, idk what tho

It's still high intensity though ("damaging")

I'm planning on making the book 10 chapters so that's pretty good news for me I guess.

This is hilarious, I approve.

Premise: MC somehow has gained the ability to fire a small damaging laser from their middle finger when they make the rude gesture often known as "flipping the bird."