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The one above periodically stops mid-sentence to cackle manically and swear that "I'll show them, I'll show them all!" No one knows to whom 'they' refers to in this context, though experts have suggested the target to be the American Association of Artisnal Cheesemakers.

Who let my gnome out of his little glass jar? :mad_s:

(Burns Zinc) - The one above me is currently digesting too much catnip

The one above me keeps trying to eat cookies and brownies, even though they are biologically incapable of digesting anything but grass.

Have to jump in on the Rats of Nimh as well. Haven't thought about that story in years but Mrs Frisby was a great example of a mother protagonist. And her concern for her son a fantastically fresh take for character motivation.

Good lord where did you even find that :love: The one above me is part of a conspiracy dating back to what appears to be the ancient Etruscans, to convince people that cows can play the harp

Not so much as an apology :mad_s: The one above me cherishes an ambition to play the harp. Sadly they are a cow and will never achieve this, though I wish them good luck

The one above is banned from all the city's china shops after last weeks incident

Wandering Vampire Dwells within her cardboard box Amongst us once more :s_smile:

The one above me is non-Euclidean

The one above me steals pet foxes

Let the record show that the one above me has admitted to their crimes.

Note the cute little shark and puppy pencil holders in the one above's picture. They were recently reported stolen from a small child.

Soft magic by preference. Off the top of my head I'd say a reasonable rule of thumb might be to invent rules and caveats only so far as they create interesting dramatic conflict. For example, the wheel of time has fairly soft magic, such rules as exist tend to be things like 'don't use magic...

Yeah I mostly agree. Though as I say, in rare instances where content is genuinely outstanding (ie it's at the level of the professional novelist), even if it has low figures there will be a higher level of reviews and comments expressing disbelief its not done better. And yeah, elsewise, just...

The one above me created a new language model for the purpose of educating the one above them; ChatABC

No, I think in most cases the sample size isn't high enough. For example the ratings of my three stories are 5.0. 4.9 & 4.6. There's no qualitative difference with the 4.6 story - in fact its got the highest metrics of all 3. It's just that for whatever reason it attracted two randomers who...

Futa pool party?

Heck with eyes like that, I'll swipe :)

That's the cover story anyway. In reality the one above me smothered them with a pillow!