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>read Hamlet >there's no mention of a tiny ham Shakespeare is a fucking hack

donate foreign currencies to homeless people. let them figure it out themselves.

it's time I put some wolf dick in the forums I will strike when you least expect

If you throw a toddler really hard at something, 9/10 the toddler survives. The 1/10 incurs complete obliteration surrounding a ten mile radius. I'm speaking from experience, ofc.

Awwww, that's sweet, now come over here so I can slobber on your shmeat, pretty boy

I've been moving on a lot, lately; many places that I simply let escape from my memory, now no more than a distant presence yearning for remembrance. Yet I come back here every two weeks. I wonder why?

Wow, someone still remembers me from here ?

one day I'll write a book titled "Top 20 Things to Avoid doing to Your Crush ??" and the first 19 would be fatal wrestling techniques with the final entry being detailed instructions for concocting mustard gas

goth chicks tryna convince me for a peg sesh but then I remember how long the back of my underwear had been staring up my bootyhole like a biopunk kaleidoscope that was when I realize I shouldn't let these hoes gaslight me like this when they don't know me like that ? value urself kings ?, always ✊

european conservative politicians probably give god tier head just saying. if they can maintain their political power while performing deeds directly in contention with their agenda they probably have that blackmail grip bussy tight enough to convince the lucky few who've smelled their cum...

Don't lump me in with (((them))); I actually built something from scratch with my bare hands. Trust me, there's no better place to hone your gaydar. You'll learn to find dick wherever. Sometimes they even make better women than women themselves.

i'm not dead yet, i've just went out, got milk, and touched some grass. in the process, i got a new job, which kept me away from my socials until i've pretty much forgot about them, hence the inactivity. somehow in the midst of all that, I've also started cosplaying on a whim (a one-month...

if chris chan wasn't so famous half of his videos could probably classify as snuff

ratatouille but remy teaches linguini how to have sex and the entire movie is just the guy trying to convince his partner that keeping on his chef hat is his mandatory fetish