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  1. TheEldritchGod

    First versus third person POV

    That's when I tell the story that you are writing by narrating you writing it.
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    Alas, this is hugely expensive. The dental bill on blossom is about 1600 alone. Fortunately...

    Alas, this is hugely expensive. The dental bill on blossom is about 1600 alone. Fortunately, money is just a matter of more OT, but that's time I have to take away from everything else. Right now, I'm writing here and there, but I'm also trying to catch up on the thousands of dollars I just...
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    Well, we had to put two cats to sleep this past month. We have two other cats that are touch and...

    Well, we had to put two cats to sleep this past month. We have two other cats that are touch and go right now, and the shelter brought in a tripod. Someone ignored a cat who was trapped in a fence for a few days, finally brought it in, and she lost her leg. Being a black cat that nobody adopts...
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    Honestly, sometimes I hate it when you turn a medium into live action

    Medium as in "mid" or medium as in "Speaks To Spirits"?
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    Your Opinion On USA TikTok Ban.

    Given that all your info goes straight to the CCP...
  6. TheEldritchGod

    Ummm...

    Well, depends on what you are being racist against. I mean, weren't there only humans and your lizard overlords on your planet back then? What other race you going to be racist against? I mean, the Lizard Overlords have nothing but contempt for you, so I suppose they'd be just fine with racism...
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    Making a living off writing stories

    Yeah. Google collection Agencies in your area. Go get a job there. 1) Its a commission job, so if you work hard, you can make a fairly decent bit of coin. 2) The strangest people show up there. Ask them to talk to you and tell you their strange stories. Steal the material for a book. I have...
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    This girl wants to an escape room with me again

    The problem is we live in a backwards Era. If you are male and young, the dating market sucks because it us no longer shameful for older men to date younger women. I'm 52, married, but I look like I'm forty, fit and make 6 figures while I'm 6'1". I get hit on by 30 year olds. What the ever...
  9. TheEldritchGod

    Royal Road Censorship is the funniest thing I witnessed all morning

    I'm just a trend chaser. I go with whatever is pleasing to The Eye. The Eye has-been the definitive setter of trends for over six eons, don't you know?
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    Royal Road Censorship is the funniest thing I witnessed all morning

    Huh? Not to eat. Bones are disgusting when on the inside. I'm warming up to exoskeletons, but only if they are properly glossy.
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    This girl wants to an escape room with me again

    Is he hot? If having sex with two other people is a threesome, and three other people is a foursome, why do people keep calling me handsome? This. But seriously. Have you met her parents? Is her father in her life? Were her parents divorced? If she seems unwilling to discuss her father, or...
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    Royal Road Censorship is the funniest thing I witnessed all morning

    I agree that boobs are nice for they have no bones.
  13. TheEldritchGod

    Tell me your retcons

    I once deleted a season. It was a favor. When they added those two new months, five seasons didn't fit into 12 months evenly, so it had to go. I figured it would be confusing for all of you so I just reconned it. But retcons in a story? Uhhh... can't think of any off the top of my head.
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    How far is too far? (tw: Parental abuse)

    A CHILD'S EARS ARE IN THEIR BACK. THEY HEAR BEST WHEN THEY ARE BEATEN.
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    Pantser Poll

    Pantsers? Someone who pulls down another person's pants without permission?
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    Patreon

    Patreon?
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    What Do You Put/Eat In Your Salad?

    SALAD IS NOT FOOD. IT IS WHAT YOU FEED TO FOOD
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    Can you withstand immortality?

    Immortality is meh. Oh don't do that. Let me explain Slaanesh. He is the edgy-ist of edgelords. He is the God of 10th grader syndrome. He literally goes around saying "there is Evil bound into my hand" then starts masturbating right there at the poker table going, "It's not me, it's my EVIL...
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