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I woke up alive, as opposed to dead. Real good to be honest.

Lunch. The lunch ladies knew how to cook, and were always nice to me and give me extra food without even asking. (And definitely not because I would butter them up with compliments in order to get some extra food, of course.)

Drivers that act like they're in Fast and Furious(The new movies where they do most of the crazy stunts). Just recently, I saw a guy on a motorbike get ragdolled a few feet in the air and plopped on the ground because both him and the dude in the car decided that Mcdonalds' was too important to...

Depends on how broad the definition of badass stretches to. My gramps(Mother's side) ain't no Hollywood movie star badass, but he is damn good at trade jobs. Kinda like MacGyver if he decided to pick up and stick to architecture, plumbing, handiwork, DIY, etc. You'd be hard-pressed to find...

Testing, one, two... Testing, one, two...

No one asked, but I remember having a flip phone when everyone was switching to those fancy touch screens, my bros would shit themselves laughing when I would answer a call by flipping the top screen open to say "Hello." But in my defense, I thought doing so was badass as hell.

When it comes to smut it's basically between three things. 1) Is the build-up or story before the smut entertaining? If not, then I really don't care about it. 2) Do I give a rat's ass about the characters? If not, then once again, I really don't care about it. 2) Is the smut written well...

True, those few moments of feel-good chemicals that your brain sends you ain't worth witnessing the amount of 'real' degenerate and messed up shit out there in porn. The stuff on here and most other sites with r18? Meh. Tamer than the vanilla extract you use for cooking.

The smell of grass after rain, especially at the crack of dawn.

This is what happens when good ol' fashion vanilla becomes too stale for these guys. They start to seek out the bizarre to satisfy themselves.

I do whatever works at the time. I'm still hanging on to my dream of becoming a House Husband being taken care of by a Dommy Sugar Mommy.

Probably at least (at least, not all) a few of the following: Edgy, Withdrawn, Manipulative, Sociopathic, Psychopathic, Aggressive, Overpowered, Knowledgeable, Mentally Ill, Depressed, Stubborn, and Determined. But most importantly; Assertive, and Active. Like seriously, I got nothing against...

Can we see some examples?

Ain't there like hundreds of smut stories on here? Are they really gonna go through the effort to do a mass yeetus deletus just for some advertisements?

Such bold words... So what are you, some kinda 'Pervert Supreme'?

Nah that's just women in general, am I right guys? (Cue Laugh Track)

When someone sees my handwriting. I get asked if I'm studying to be a doctor.

What? Are you trying to say that Bob-san's 2 feet-wide, 4 feet-long meatsaber that pierces through the heroine's womb like it's the heavens ISN'T realistic? How am I going to apply it to real life once I get laid now?

Usually, I would say Human, 'cuz I'm normally not a degenerate race traitor. But in certain cases, I might go for a cowgirl with some tig ol' cow biddies a great personality.

Racially Inclusive Size Queen in the building?