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I made my base long ago, where do you think I unleashed my undead army from? It's cleverly hidden on the bottom of a lake since zombies don't need to breathe.

Go somewhere and watch something with your own eyes.

Since we have more of it than anyone else we are calling it North Canadia now. Sorry for the inconvenience.

It's possible that the Rapture happened but we're just now noticing that all the meek, humble people are missing.

I'd just join the zombies. As long as they're not fast zombies, I'm too lazy to be running all the time.

You should post right after a very popular story so that when an ad loads and pushes the content down people accidentally click your story.

Unless that's against their TOS and they lock your account. Cbc.ca news - PC Optimum reward program locks man out of account worth $43K without warning or explanation

The Internet rolled a 1 vs. Humanity.

That's stupid. Why not just get healing powers and grow a random goat's balls back?

The Tleilaxu called, they want their axlotl tanks back.

Just a guess but it probably has something to do with that third eye.

No I think it's Neapolitan.

This is on kindle unlimited now.

That's capitalism, you should have saved yesterday's ice cream to sell tomorrow for $2.

I can't decide so I'll be a platypus.

Multiclass in Dentist / Gynecologist / Proctologist, may as well get all your horrifying bodily invasions done at once.

Bread and butter pickles.

Sleep is the #1 cause of waking up.

I'd give her the $100 and then give $200 to the evil folks.

Greedo committed suicide-by-smuggler by using a Jedi mind trick to make Han think Greedo shot first.