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@Representing_Tromba is married? And I was not invited? Next time they probably won't even invite me to their firstborn daughter's birthday and I'll have to bust out the good ol' apple trick...

cuz the hater gona hate hate hate hate and the fakers gonna fake fake fake fake fake and I just gonna shake shake shake shake shake I'll shake it off, I'll shake it off

After a certain point, your entire life becomes a series of goals you work towards and not your experiences, so you stop caring as much about your physical form. Some day I think of killing myself and writing in my blood the first paragraph from Call of Cthulhu on the wall as a joke, that's how...

Ur blog is dead, silly brat ?

I've been binging Friends lately and I am so mad about the sofaside lamp and the overall set design is so good! Flamboyant without being tacky and just so tasteful.

u r taking it too seriously, it's a comedy skit. a comedy skit generally is offensive, but is it funny-offensive, or is it way-too-over there, which it seems, it's not

Just a small skit I randomly came up with, it sounded hilarious in my head but I do wonder if it's going to be offensive if I put it on paper. Obviously, I do not mean to offend anybody with it. Situation: alien transported to Earth learning about superhero world "So, the Dark Brotherhood, who...

2016 will have been 10 years ago soon.

@Iamnotabot :blob_nom:

I heard you calling On the megaphone You wanna see me all alone As legend has it you Are quite the pyro You light the match to watch it blow And if you'd never come for me I might've drowned in the melancholy I swore my loyalty to me, myself and I Right before you lit my sky up

Happy Saturnalia everyone! *assistant witch whispers something* What do you mean people don't celebrate it anymore?!

Smelly cat, smelly cat What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault! They won't take you to the vet You're obviously not their favorite pet Smelly cat, smelly cat It's not your fault! You may not be a bed of roses you're no friend to those with noses.

[raise dead]

My cheap-ass noise-cancelling earphones assault my left ear with one banger of white noise.

Fidget.