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  1. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    The Anatomy Of A Unicorn

    With the naming of Harry Martin Andrew Borne Macbeth Salvador Bob Junior, or Pickle Squid for short. And the extensive list of flavors for Derrell's ice cream venture. I thank you all immensely for the help you have provided me with thus far. But I shouldn't only be taking from the community...
  2. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    Derrell The Ice-cream Man

    Cause making ice cream is an art?
  3. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    New concept / premise?

    Kind of interesting idea, if you play it right I mean. I'd make the siblings fall in love with the same girl character. The big sis losing the battle and her lil-bro getting the girl. The situation should be a three-way accident. And the same scenario will play out as you have mentioned. And...
  4. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    Klaus Heissler

    I normally eat mine cooked, seasoned with pepper and a pinch of salt. I don't think eating it raw without removing the scales would be very pleasant.
  5. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    Derrell The Ice-cream Man

    Derrell was confused, but he did his best.
  6. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    What do you do when not writing?

    Look at the internet. Feel the pressure of deadlines, exams and not having written enough. Contemplate the meaning of life. Find that you will amount to nothing in this world. Wallow in existential dread. Paddle away from the impending demise that is death. Pretty much daily life. :blob_blank:
  7. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    Derrell The Ice-cream Man

    I wouldn't say its a common mistake some of us make, but you should really check your sources next time. I like pineapple on pizza... Why do you and Derrell think its such an atrocity... Even if it’s shaped like a pizza, it’s still ice cream. But Derrell says he isn’t like you many limbs, he...
  8. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    How can a character use wings on combat?

    I literally have nothing to add here. But every time I come here to this post, my mind just thinks of literal chicken wings. Now I'm hungry and slightly confused how a fight sequence would work if the person had chicken wings instead of actual functioning wings. Would the person rip them off to...
  9. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    Derrell The Ice-cream Man

    A Unicorns eye is located near its buttocks, the eye is devoid of any lashes as the skin can morph to create translucent membranes that cover to protect it. The only hair is near the asshole. I and neither Darrell understand why you would ever wish for such a thing in your ice-cream. This is...
  10. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    Derrell The Ice-cream Man

    Derrell says no one is innocent. Even the unborn have sin.
  11. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    :blob_cookie: Ty. Have this ? I found it while fishing.

    :blob_cookie: Ty. Have this ? I found it while fishing.
  12. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    Red eyes are fuckin’ cool. Y’all are just sleepin’ on it.

    Black eyes are better. Fight me.
  13. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    Cookie for me?

    Cookie for me?
  14. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    Derrell The Ice-cream Man

    Y' don't kadishtu aimgr'luh ymg' ah ai
  15. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    Derrell The Ice-cream Man

    I have met a lot of people yes. He only recently got into the ice-cream business. I mean its strange for a man as old him to change careers this late in the game. But Derrell's a pretty normal guy, I don't really understand. If I didn't know sarcasm, I'd think you were scared of Derrell. He's...
  16. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    Derrell The Ice-cream Man

    Well its black, and that's all I know.
  17. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    Derrell The Ice-cream Man

    Would you like Derrell's cream?
  18. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    Derrell The Ice-cream Man

    He wants to know your favorite flavor. Unfortunately he's very new, so he only has 3 types in stock. Tell him so he can restock for next time.
  19. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    What's the sketchiest thing you've ever searched for your novel?

    I'm pretty sure I'm on a watchlist at this point. Here's something tame for the forums though. How long would it take for someone to bleed out with a vertical wrist cut instead of a horizontal wrist cut.
  20. ManOnAWaywardBoat

    Country of Origin?

    Somewhere with a lot of water.
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