A likeable protagonist must be entertaining.
It doesn't matter if he's a gary stu (Kirito), a degenerate (Rudeus), a dumbass (Luffy), or a dickhead (Kazuma). As long as his story makes me entertained, I'm in.
I had a webnovel commenter somewhat like this. He/she saw my novel covers having big tiddy anime girls and he got furious, commenting "You have sinned, Allah will burn you to eternal hell" on each and every novel I wrote.
So...
Hail Satan, I guess?
Mine would be the ever-so expanding collection of big tiddy hentai and porn collection in the internet that is bound to be bigger that the endlessly growing size of our universe after millions of years
You are the author of your books and your life, and you can write whatever the fuck you want.
I don't write for work. I write for fun.
All books that I've written didn't sell well.
A good novel will often market itself.
I write to relieve myself from suffering depression.
I haven't grown a...
I have written 9 novels actually, 2 are not uploaded in this site, and 2 are discontinued. All novels in my signature, except VP: Lysander of the Regression (ongoing), are complete.
I will assume you really don't know, so I will explain it step-by-step
Step 1: Insert penis into the vagina
Step 2: Penis will ejaculate and release sperm cells.
Step 3: sperm cells travel through the cervix and reaches an egg cell.
Step 4: fertilized egg cell develops into an embryo and then...
VP Lysander: The last sage of humanity turns back time to relive the moment where he had a diarrhea frenzy in a bus
VP Xenon: Angry guy wants to kill his best friend, his girlfriend, and his doctor... and himself
VP Amphere: Boring guy joins the rebellion just to make his personality exciting...
How about using some fighting styles as a realm name?
I would like to visit the bustling Bushido City,
Or travel to the mountainous realm of Krav Maga,
Or enjoy the jolly festivities in the village of Capoeira.