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  1. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    That one trope where the isekai people explain to the MC how their monetary system works, but...

    That one trope where the isekai people explain to the MC how their monetary system works, but instead of all decimal and nice it's the pre-decimal British Pound system
  2. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    It's joever...

    It's joever...
  3. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    I'm tired of all of those generic fantasy races. Elves, dwarves and, worst of all, the French.

    I'm tired of all of those generic fantasy races. Elves, dwarves and, worst of all, the French.
  4. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    Some plants did survive, mostly the trees we planted (two Bougainvillea trees and one Barbados...

    Some plants did survive, mostly the trees we planted (two Bougainvillea trees and one Barbados Cherry tree that hasn't flowered yet). I haven't had the free time to look for more permanent solutions for the ant problem, which probably will involve dealing with my neighbor to get rid of the root...
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    Currently dealing with an annoying ant problem, because of an infestation in my neighbors...

    Currently dealing with an annoying ant problem, because of an infestation in my neighbors property that spread to my house most of the greenery was ravaged rather thoroughly. We tried killing off the ant nests that spread to here and replant, but the infestation keeps flaring up when the amount...
  6. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    The secret to good story writing is writing in Japanese paper folded a 1000 times

    The secret to good story writing is writing in Japanese paper folded a 1000 times
  7. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    To whoever wrote the mommy cooking blog I read where it told mashed potatoes were a valid meal...

    To whoever wrote the mommy cooking blog I read where it told mashed potatoes were a valid meal to freeze and re-heat: it's not. curse you, curse you and your descendants, a thousand unrisen cakes and a hundred soggy bottom pizzas
  8. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    I love vacations because it's the perfect time to tell myself every day I have the entire day...

    I love vacations because it's the perfect time to tell myself every day I have the entire day free to work on my personal projects and proceed to not do any work on my personal projects.
  9. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    Merry Crimbus, everyone

    Merry Crimbus, everyone
  10. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    It's been a long year...

    It's been a long year...
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  12. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    I still live

    I still live
  13. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    Japanese lyrics can be lewder than they might let on, just that.

    Japanese lyrics can be lewder than they might let on, just that.
  14. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    I want you to take me home, I want to feel fulfilled today. I expect you may be able to get me a...

    I want you to take me home, I want to feel fulfilled today. I expect you may be able to get me a little bit wet. I want to stop by your place, tipsy, then kiss you accidentally. I want to be with you in a dark, lukewarm room.
  15. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    Writing Prompt Yesterday, 41 people went missing after…

    Yesterday, 41 people went missing mysteriously, after a man has fallen into the river in Lego City START THE RESCUE HELICOPTER HEY! BUILD THE HELICOPTER AND OFF TO THE RESCUE PREPARE THE LIFELINE, LOWER THE STRETCHER AND MAKE THE RESCUE THE NEW EMERGENCY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
  16. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    But, seriously, I swear I'll start writing one for real...

    But, seriously, I swear I'll start writing one for real...
  17. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    "That's it, I decided I'll start writing a novel by next month's end" and other hilarious jokes...

    "That's it, I decided I'll start writing a novel by next month's end" and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
  18. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    Have you ever summoned a demon while writing?

    Whenever I start writing, the demons in my head tell me to stop and go read some random shoujo manga. I don't know if I summoned them with my writing or if they were there to begin with, though.
  19. The_Everdistant_Utopia

    Anon, Anon, Give me your answer, do! I'm half crazy, All for the love of you! It won't be a...

    Anon, Anon, Give me your answer, do! I'm half crazy, All for the love of you! It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, But you'll look sweet on the seat Of a bicycle built for two!
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    Perhaps...

    Perhaps...
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