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Yikes, that one brain cell sure went into overdrive and accidentally unlocked temporal-aligned quantum thonks...

Wait, so the sentient truck kills the self-aware AI? Why? Did the AI use Truck-kuns' batteries? Was a virtual love triangle involved? Is Truck-kun secretly a transformer sent back in time to kill Skynet but failed, and now isekais people to train humanity's vanguard in the coming conflict for...

Natürlich ist es schön nur eine Sprache zu sprechen. Me muy gustó. Pretty funny how those accusing others of bigotry are always the bigger bigot. And English is my second language, maybe third if you count Latin (had my first Latin class right before English, so does that count?) But yeah...

Of course, we're racist here. How else do you expect us to feel superior compared to you ESL plebs? /s(arcasm) Honest talk here, the site is pretty much an amalgamation of things that shouldn't work together but somehow do. All held together by a single cosmic entity. Give it some time, touch...

You forgot the worst horror of them all: Needing to wake up early on a Monday... :s_eek::s_eek::s_eek:

Just lie your ass off. Can't be worse than most "relationships" written in modern romance novels... "I'm gonna rape you, and you will like it because Í'm a thousand-year-old brooding psychopath." "I love you, rape me here and now!"

I hate it. Thank you 😍

As long as you don't use "chortle" everything else is forgivable. Everything has a place it could work. Unless you use "ejaculate" as in to exclaim/scream/etc. In that case you get meme'd.

Procrastination, baby!

Bonk. No horni

Instructions unclear. Filed a report for cannibalism and mutder of a person named Yuzu.

Why not do it halfway and use a femboy or futa protagonist for no reason? Just use whoever feels best for you. It's your story, so do you.

Oh, the next big fad will stay """romantasy""", aka bestiality porn, grooming, and rape but in bookform, which somehow makes it pg12 and okay for YA novels to contain. (I'm kidding, but I would not bet against it...) I do hope it's a return to untargeted storytelling, where great stories are...

Gunbrellas. Canes with hidden blades. Or hidden weapons in general, bladed shoes, the Assassin's Creed Stabby Bracelets, Threads (the offline kind)... Or total BS gag weapons like boomerang hair clips or chakram earrings, or the legendary bonkstick, holiest of all weapons.

I find RR people to be a weird bunch. They're either supportive or they're the kind of "Uhhh, Ackschually!" people that think themselves genius while demanding a murderhobo edgelord sigma grindset alpha male MC in a fluffy rated E for everyone slice-of-life romcom would be the pinnacle of...

owl people. Arknights awakened something within me with Silence and Ptilopsis.

Who cares if they're gay, gray, prey, or whatever else if they're written as good, functioning characters? While gay or genderbent MCs aren't something I actively look for, I don't stop a story just because of it. If you avoid politicking the heck out of being gay or making the whole character...

Happy Forever Alone Day!

Depends on your definition of "Villain". Villain as in antagonist for a "Hero"? Those are most of the time just non-moronic entities in a setting where the common IQ is as close to zero as is possible without deadening from a brain fart. Villainous Protagonists? Depends. I personally hate the...