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  1. Woolen_Monkey

    Identity dilemma

    Only if the other captive is a monkey.
  2. Woolen_Monkey

    Eat 100 Masterpiece burgers or pay 100 years of servitude

    Monkey power. ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? ?????????? all hundred
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    [(A Second) Poll] Inhuman Romantic Partner

    Isekai Truck... I could make an exhaust pipe work.
  4. Woolen_Monkey

    Inhuman Partner Poll because why not.

    Medusa- A beautiful winged female creature having a head of hair consisting of snakes. Anyone meeting her eyes would turn to stone. Chucky- A killer doll with a stitched face. (Pocket-size person?) IT- A shapeshifting monster that usually appears as a clown. (eat children) Minecraft...
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    Yet Another Inhuman Partner Poll

    Knowledge is a curse from the gods for you are only truly happy when you never knew at all. -Emperor Tamarin Monkey
  6. Woolen_Monkey

    Poop slinging Monkey vs you

    It's an Emperor Tamarin. You are in a rainforest and yes you can throw poo back. Monkey poop is 5% better than human poop.
  7. Woolen_Monkey

    What is Love?

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  8. Woolen_Monkey

    Poop slinging Monkey vs you

    At least it will go down knowing you will finally clean that armor of yours ?
  9. Woolen_Monkey

    What is Love?

    Love is like pooping. Sometimes it's the most satisfying feeling ever and sometimes it burns. Sometimes it's messy and sometimes it's clean. Sometimes it comes out in bits and pieces but if you are lucky it comes in one long log. It all comes down to what you put into it. -The Poop Slinging Monkey
  10. Woolen_Monkey

    Why are you eating ice cream today?

    I'm not eating ice cream because I don't have any and I don't want to buy some.
  11. Woolen_Monkey

    Not poop-slinging monkey.

    Not poop-slinging monkey.
  12. Woolen_Monkey

    Poop slinging Monkey vs you

    Just out of pure curiosity if a poop-slinging monkey fought you what would its chances of winning be?
  13. Woolen_Monkey

    What practical superpower do you wish you had?

    The ability to make obtained sentient dolls/stuffed animals. Poop-slinging woolen monkey.
  14. Woolen_Monkey

    If you were to be isekai’d

    Monkey... Poop slinging Monkey
  15. Woolen_Monkey

    Yet Another Inhuman Partner Poll

    Sometimes a hole is more than a hole and a pipe has more than one use.
  16. Woolen_Monkey

    ControversialOpinion's rating thread.

    The perfect sandwich Bread Peanut Butter Hot Chip Baloney Cheese Ham Peanut Butter Bread
  17. Woolen_Monkey

    Yet Another Inhuman Partner Poll

    I could make a PVC pipe work.
  18. Woolen_Monkey

    Controversial Inhuman Partner Poll

    Furry... Werewolf... Who's a good girl? That's right it's you.
  19. Woolen_Monkey

    [Poll] Inhuman Romantic Partner

    Werewolf... I can explain. Well maybe not but it seems like a fun experience as long as she doesn't eat me. Could be nice.
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