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...monkey fast. No death. ? So is that a yes?

... You wouldn't dare. I'll have you know we throw our feces when we feel threatened.

Question do you sparkle in the sunlight?

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Woolen monkey troop. Please, I'll be a good little boy.

... *Plot armor activated* your RPG malfunctions

My monkey has watched all the Planet of the Apes movies.

My monkey can throw rocks faster. harumph

43/3=14.3

It's okay. It's only like that during the breeding season.

Had to go find a random poem so I don't feel left out.

Now listen kids this is what happens when you have worldly desires.

A poop-throwing woolen monkey, please...

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If there is an afterlife I imagine that it would be what you think you deserve. If you believed you lived a good life and you should be 'rewarded' then you shall be. If you believed you lived a bad life and you should be punished then you shall be punished in a way you see fit until you forgive...

I'm okay with death it's something inevitable I just hope I go out peacefully. As for the notion of an afterlife, I'm not sure. I hope there is one or ill be really really bored.

I think it's missing two heads.

Ugh, don't bring that up, please. I just want to forget. It was an honest mistake... Don't do this to me. ?