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  1. Woolen_Monkey

    Random animal fact #25 Octopuses have three hearts. Two pump blood to the gills, while the third...

    Random animal fact #25 Octopuses have three hearts. Two pump blood to the gills, while the third pumps it to the rest of the body.
  2. Woolen_Monkey

    .... Oh great one you have strayed from your sacred path and entered the forbidden zone.

    .... Oh great one you have strayed from your sacred path and entered the forbidden zone.
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    Random animal fact #24 Birds have great eyesight but a poor sense of smell. This means the...

    Random animal fact #24 Birds have great eyesight but a poor sense of smell. This means the mother won't disown the child if you pick it up and put it back in the nest.
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    You know like I previously stated in one of my many random animal facts. Only female mosquitos...

    You know like I previously stated in one of my many random animal facts. Only female mosquitos drink blood. They use it as a source of protein for their eggs. This means every time a mosquito drank your blood you were helping them increase their numbers.
  6. Woolen_Monkey

    Monkeys listen to no one. Down with the humans.

    Monkeys listen to no one. Down with the humans.
  7. Woolen_Monkey

    Cookies are good.

    Cookies are good.
  8. Woolen_Monkey

    Could you help me make Mashed potatoes ?

    Use straw.
  9. Woolen_Monkey

    Specialized apple used by the monkey militia.

    Specialized apple used by the monkey militia.
  10. Woolen_Monkey

    Until an apple falls on your head and you die from head trauma.

    Until an apple falls on your head and you die from head trauma.
  11. Woolen_Monkey

    Random animal fact #23 Dogs are not color-blind. They can see blue and yellow.

    Random animal fact #23 Dogs are not color-blind. They can see blue and yellow.
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    Random animal fact #22 When male bees mate, their sexual organs explode, causing them to die.

    Random animal fact #22 When male bees mate, their sexual organs explode, causing them to die.
  15. Woolen_Monkey

    Random animal fact #21 Mites live on your eyelashes.

    Random animal fact #21 Mites live on your eyelashes.
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    Yay, get him, Mom!

    Yay, get him, Mom!
  18. Woolen_Monkey

    You make me cry. ???

    You make me cry. ???
  19. Woolen_Monkey

    Random animal fact #19 There is such a thing as a Spider Goat. The spider goat is a goat that...

    Random animal fact #19 There is such a thing as a Spider Goat. The spider goat is a goat that was mixed with spider DNA as an egg. Though they are only 1/70,000th spider. The milk that a spider goat produces can be processed into a material called "boisteel" as it captain silk. This material is...
  20. Woolen_Monkey

    Both your lowest is the highest your get.

    Both your lowest is the highest your get.
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