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  1. Woolen_Monkey

    The Teams have been Tallied!

    Please, I beg you, leave the theater now. It's been five hours, and I'm afraid I might lose my job if you stay. I really don't want to involve security.
  2. Woolen_Monkey

    Shower thought #4 At one point you were the youngest person on earth.

    Shower thought #4 At one point you were the youngest person on earth.
  3. Woolen_Monkey

    The Teams have been Tallied!

    ... *Throws Poop* Boo get off the stage it's already past closing hours.
  4. Woolen_Monkey

    The Teams have been Tallied!

    You're too deep in your adventure... You have been forgotten just another fairytale of the times.
  5. Woolen_Monkey

    The Teams have been Tallied!

    *You should start a revolt. Even ants can take down an elephant if there are enough of them.*
  6. Woolen_Monkey

    The Teams have been Tallied!

    Monkey is happy mom is so strong. ?
  7. Woolen_Monkey

    Who is Scribblehub’s final boss?

    Monkey thinks group therapy is needed... While that happens I'm going to see if I can get a restraining order if I beg enough. Have you considered mass genocide...
  8. Woolen_Monkey

    Shower thoughts #3 Math is the only place where someone would buy 60 watermelons and 40...

    Shower thoughts #3 Math is the only place where someone would buy 60 watermelons and 40 cantaloupes, and no one asks any questions.
  9. Woolen_Monkey

    Good night guys have good dreams. ??

    Good night guys have good dreams. ??
  10. Woolen_Monkey

    The 3 C’s: Cool, Chūnibyō, and Cringe

    But the absence of work is simply not working... By implying your doing nothing is implying you don't exist. Saying it is nothing is the same as saying you aren't doing anything, which is impossible.
  11. Woolen_Monkey

    The 3 C’s: Cool, Chūnibyō, and Cringe

    False in the most simple sense as you can't get something from nothing as there is no such thing as nothing there is always something you just don't notice or can't comprehend it.
  12. Woolen_Monkey

    The 3 C’s: Cool, Chūnibyō, and Cringe

    Puppet... You got me there. Yelp I tried I guess I have to use my ultimate move.
  13. Woolen_Monkey

    The 3 C’s: Cool, Chūnibyō, and Cringe

    Nah she was just envied of pride so she took his/her place from his/her.
  14. Woolen_Monkey

    Shower thought #2 How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember...

    Shower thought #2 How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
  15. Woolen_Monkey

    The 3 C’s: Cool, Chūnibyō, and Cringe

    No, I get it... Just refuse to accept it. As my favorite quote says, "Just because it's true doesn't mean it's right."?
  16. Woolen_Monkey

    The 3 C’s: Cool, Chūnibyō, and Cringe

    No that something... Is nothing
  17. Woolen_Monkey

    Shower thought #1 Every time you step into an elevator, you're briefly experiencing what it's...

    Shower thought #1 Every time you step into an elevator, you're briefly experiencing what it's like to be in a room with people you don't know, but no one talks because it's socially acceptable to pretend you're alone.
  18. Woolen_Monkey

    The 3 C’s: Cool, Chūnibyō, and Cringe

    If you aren't cheating you aren't trying.
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