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… *tears reality* *pulls ceramic shards out of Seymour* Clay is bad for you~ Then don’t scare me~

Okay~ *teleports self back to Andromeda Galaxy*

*gives quality coffee* Drink, rootling~

Okay~ *teleports to shower* *prepares another universal Eldritch class coffee* You get a hug after showering~ Or I can join you~

No running~ *grabs towel* *teleports to Danny* *wraps around*

I have a change of clothes on me~ *hands clothes*

*dumps more coffee on again* You can lick it off or something~ Or use some plant magic powers or something~

*dumps coffee on* Hehe~

I don’t think you managed to drink any~ Here’s some Universal Eldritch Coffee~ You can handle it~

Want some coffee~?

‘Kay~ *hands styrofoam cup with dark brown liquid* I’d only stab the Midnight part~

As you gaze into the abyss of the coffee, you notice everything around you is… odd. A bit of red outlines things here, blue there, and some green over there. You hear a cracking noise as static fills your ears. Reality itself starts glitching, changing materials and growing into shapes fitting...

…okay~ Give me a second~

… Do you drink it or look and drink it?

Which type~? You can only have it black though~ Your options are: $2 instant coffee (tastes like tree bark) Half decent coffee Actually good coffee Cough eeeeeee (warning: germs) Cthulhuffee (Eldritch rating: 4) Eldritch Coffee (ER: 1) Reality Bender’s Special Brew (ER: sqrt -64) Timelinear...

Ehehehe~

*casts binding magic* Now melty Danny can’t melt away~ *gives headpats*

… *sigh* I made it~ *travels back in time* *steals arm before it gets stolen* *returns to present*

Hehe~ No dying~ *hug tackles*

As you touch them, you cease to exist. Foolish~ Did you forget Scarlet Apple destroys anything it touches~? Well… there goes my arm… Not if I say you aren’t~