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You're both tea-iresome.

Well, you just ruined 20 years' worth of Christmases.

Then we can go to Australia or Austria or wherever the flooper-duckle and bomb their toaster strudel-eating asses too. The only yeast that's going to be left after this holy crusade is the infections I'll give the victim's loved ones who weren't in their home country during the massacre.

You don't know how entertaining these threads are to me while eating my morning Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Just give me a date and time. I don't even like croissants all that much.

It took me a while (and several Wiki pages) for me to get the joke...

I literally have an eccentric, egotistical little girl in all of my novels. Didn't notice until one of my readers mentioned it. I'm pretty sure she's dimension-hopping at this point.

I used to sit at a desk for hours and lament. Now I just spin a random number generator (less than 1k), use the Cold Turkey Writer app to disable everything on my computer, and write until I reach that number. If I'm really feeling masochistic that day, I do word-count roulette (which is...

Wow, you're like me for real. When I wrote my first book, Let's Imagine A Female Knight, I just wanted to write tons of gore and horrific scenes traumatizing my main cast as much as possible. I was dealing with some real-life stuffy and high school, so you know how it goes. Probably used the...

Bless you sir, bless you.

I'd literally pay money to see the 'Delinquent, Nerd, Senior, Gyaru, Quiet Guy' trope play out. But only if it's full of unhinged and edgy jokes, like in the Class of 09'.

I'm pretty sure everyone that clicked that link was just hacked.

I never said weird, and niche wouldn't rate well. Web novels that are seen by hundreds of thousands will have hundreds of thousands of perspectives linked to them—which I explained in the first line. The second is me stating that it is difficult for those perspectives to make exceptions the...

I post my stuff on ScribbleHub because I have friends here, and we enjoy critiquing each other's work. However, as I grew from a writer into an author with the ambition of putting my book on the shelf, I realized ScribbleHub is not the place to rely on to grow as an author. I don't know what...

An easy fix to this would be to make 5-star and 1-star raters post a specific reason why they rated so highly or lowly, while 2-3-4 star raters needn't, as their reasons are more grounded on pros vs. cons. But as some people stated above, public novels garner a spectrum of views, so if you...

!roll 1,6,1

Rolling the same number twice gets you an extra dice. Rolling consecutive numbers (e.g., rolling a 2, then a 3) gives you a second dice for two rolls. I think, depending on your column, you're supposed to keep rolling until you earn an extra die to roll. And then I guess you roll until you get...

!roll 1,6,1