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My son, the astronaut. Forgive me

Pretend you're teaching the material to an imaginary friend or something. If it helps, make them cute like an anime girl or something. And make it interesting for yourself. That aside, I'm afraid it's up to you. Studying Is a bitch.

We'd need someone to pose shirtless over a Windows XP background to make the cover.

Eh... Honestly, people love talking about the babies/kids ever after like it's the best thing ever, but I think it'll be really boring. With a huge harem you already have your story bloating with characters, right? Now you gonna add kids in, too? How many would each of the wives have? Two...

If you are unfortunate enough to be working with a physical book, well... There's no secret formula. Just try to do the classic diagonal run (read only the first and last sentence of each paragraph as fast as possible) and pray you come across the information you need. This can also screw you...

All of those sound like a pain in the ass, no offense. Can I just stay home?

... Do I dare ask what's the story behind this...? 40 hours?

I'll go against the grain here and say Twilight, ashamedly. Say what you want about 50 shades, but I thought it was funny, even if it's in a "so bad it's good" kind of way. But Twilight? Man, it was booooooring!!! Nothing ever happened!!!! Characters would just mope around and do jack while...

We're bored and have nothing less retarted to do

Pft. What you want me to do? I don't pay rents. I only rob banks work honest jobs for a living. Barely make enough to live under the bridge. :blobspearpeek:

Yeah, that's comprehensible. Drawing by yourself is hard work. But it's still cool you could share your old stuff. Personally, it feels kinda cringe looking back at old projects we did after just a year or so, be it writing or whatever, so it takes some guts sharing that with everyone, which I...

It looks pretty cool. Were you hiding it for any particular reason, or did you just forget about it? It has its imperfections, but this alone already looks better than 90% comics I see nowadays (I know the bar's not that high, but just take it as a compliment). Would've been a waste to let it be...

Not to sound like a jerk, but... You can't do it. You can't just suddenly "switch on" and write realístic dialogue because you want to. There's no secret technique. There's no particular method. That's because all these characters that are talking are actually YOU. You're making them up, and...

Single!!! They're all single, goddamit! Do you think all those convoluted plot twists could go forward if I also had to write a relationship around them!?!? I'm not that smart (or dumb)!! Isto não é uma novela da Globo crl!!!

I never get what's going on in these... This forum is weird. And I'm hungry.

I kinda don't care a out any of this, guys... Is that bad? Sanderson's books seemed fun from the little I read, but I think they're a little too out there for live action. Some would need so much CGI, it'd look like animated live action Lion King. That said, I don't have much faith in...

Explosions. Friendship. *censored* Hateship. Ow the edge. Explosions. *censored* Tony Pizza sends his regards, etc. Everyone is dead. The Pizzanet was hacked at some point, I think. Someone brought a toaster to gym class for some reason. That's all my two braincells were able to...

My brain doesn't have enough dedicated RAM to process any of this... Desolé...

Seconded.

Give them a hug. Tell them it'll be okay. Tell them just a tiny bit about Java and C# and what they serve for. Tell them that videogame they want to make isn't nearly as complicated as they think. They just need practice and patience. Tell them roughly 90% of what your teachers will tell them...