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@DannyTheDaikon I’m home~ …it’s been 13 hours… I’m partially dead inside…

Yep~ *sends back in time to page 680*

It’s okay~ *gjves headpats*

It was a joke in response to this~

You~?

Simple Russian Boy is getting a wife???

But first we have to have play~ I’m sure you’ll sleep once I’m done~ Night~

One hair, especially in unblessed one, won’t do much, Russian~ You will never be part of my family. Oh~ I see~ *eats happily* No crying~ *wipes tear with finger* *licks finger* Hmmm~ A bit salty~ *kisses forehead* I see~ Correct~ I’m not calling you mom, mum, mommy, mama, or any related...

Fine~ I guess I have Danny’s heart and she still has hers at the same time and also my heart… Now then, Danny~ *drags to bedroom* Let’s have some fun~

… You should know the value of my hair. You were there when Danny cut it, right?

*looks at still beating heart* Only your heart~? Try again~ I can steal your heart whenever I want~ Now then… *queue dramatic music* (like the music when Megumin casts explosion) *pulls out Scarlet Apple* *raises above head Danny~ Hehehe~ *slashes a lock of hair off* *attaches to Danny’s...

… But I’m offering first~? Anyways…

*heals Nahrenne* Fixed~

It’s a sur~pri~se~

Do you expect me not to eat you~? Okay anyways, let’s do this~ I have something, so let’s both do that~ @MatchaChocolate69 what are the vows or whatever?

Eating my heart is boring~

I don’t want your heart~ I can’t eat it then~

It’s a surprise~

Maybe~ But what would you offer~?