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Yep~ Now I have to deprave him…

No dying~ *revives* Get running! *whips 1000 times*

You’re not worth my time. Leave.

Faster, faster, faster!!!! *whips ankles 50 times* *whips back 500 times* I see~ Still not enough to make me tipsy for long though~ My metabolism is very high~ (assuming I even have my stomach turned on…)

No~ The shattered reality leads to the intermultiversal plane. It destroys anything it touches and is the space between multiverses~ You can withstand the corrosion, but Matcha is too weak~

*stabs* *cracks form in reality opening into a void* *Matcha gets shredded into thousands of bits as he’s sucked through thousands of portals in different directions splintering across reality*

I’m an Eldritch too~ Besides, this is the weaker stuff~ I’d need a full few galaxies worth to eve grt tipsy~

Walking~? Only walking~? Get running~! *grabs second whip* *double whips 400 times* I see~ Good~ *gives headpats* Good luck~ It’s only over 10^45 more you need~ *dumps vodka on your head* That’s not me being weak~ It’s the system being good~

… Man, you really are dumb~ *stabs Matcha is the chest* *Matcha falls over and dies* I only teleported the vodka, so I didn’t~

*teleports vodka to self* *drinks all of it* Hmm~ Tasty~

Slow~ *whips 100 times* No~ Hehehehhe~ Wrong~ The answer is that toying with you is more fun~ *stabs out of existence* Nope~ *stabs plan* No~ *stabs* *whispers in ear* The only one you need is me~ Hehe~ *stabs harder* No, your idiotic part is resonating with Matcha~ Only your mind is great~

Hehehe~ Carry the neutron star across the galaxy~ Go! Fair~ Was it ever not~?

That was the warm up~ *cracks whip*

If I want to~ 1st one: Awesome~ 2nd: Eh~ 3rd: Awesome~ 4th: no.

Redacted~? Someone’s enjoying this~ *whips seven times*

‘Kay~ *goes back to bullying Matcha* I’ll protect you from the aliens~ *shoots gamma ray burst at aliens* Almost there~ Run faster~ *whips sixty times* Maybe it will feel like you can actually punish me as a parent~? Sounds fun~ Oi! I’m warm blooded~ I don’t count Vampires as undead~

... You aren't tripping over nothing~ Start seeing in more dimensions~ For not doing that already, more lashes~!! *whips six times more* Apparently~

*dodges all of them* Are we fighting seriously or for fun~? And do you want me to let you win~?

*hits with door* *Russian flies out the window*

Okay~ Sounds fun~ Azure foggiest???