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  1. Woolen_Monkey

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    How do you resist the urge to turn your stories into degenerate orgies?

    Were there is a will there is a way
  3. Woolen_Monkey

    You smell like the last thing you have eaten. What do you smell like?

    :blob_nom: *Sniffa* Why do you smell like a 25 year old Caucasian male with a mild case of acne?
  4. Woolen_Monkey

    MHWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

    MHWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH
  5. Woolen_Monkey

    Your left toe is actually a alien space shuttle. It gained it in the accident. ? I know I should...

    Your left toe is actually a alien space shuttle. It gained it in the accident. ? I know I should have told you sooner but I thought everything was fine. I was just... Trying to protect you from the painful truth. You have no left toe.?
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    It gave me the option to watch a Ad or watch the same Ad.

    It gave me the option to watch a Ad or watch the same Ad.
  7. Woolen_Monkey

    random stuff

    Classic
  8. Woolen_Monkey

    Sorry, it was written by ai.

    Sorry, it was written by ai.
  9. Woolen_Monkey

    I give up! ?

    I give up! ?
  10. Woolen_Monkey

    How do you resist the urge to turn your stories into degenerate orgies?

    I know! I have found the solution! Cut off the source of the problem. Wee wees aren't needed for where we're going!!!
  11. Woolen_Monkey

    I know what you did. :blob_hide:

    I know what you did. :blob_hide:
  12. Woolen_Monkey

    It is I! Monkey! I've come from the future to eat you while your still weak and feeble! ?️...

    It is I! Monkey! I've come from the future to eat you while your still weak and feeble! ?️ :blob_hmph:
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  14. Woolen_Monkey

    Hmm...seem reasonable. :blob_sir:

    Hmm...seem reasonable. :blob_sir:
  15. Woolen_Monkey

    So 4 inches is tremendous...

    So 4 inches is tremendous...
  16. Woolen_Monkey

    2inches is perfectly average!

    2inches is perfectly average!
  17. Woolen_Monkey

    Work complete. Entering sleep cycle.

    Work complete. Entering sleep cycle.
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