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On their wedding night, a husband decides that he needs to tell his new bride all of his secrets. His include: His parents never knew he had a girlfriend (that he never had sex with) for four years, nor that he smokes when out with friends (but never at home). She is grateful for this chance...

Varies wildly from day to day and sometimes within the same day. Much like childhood but with an annoying sense of responsibility sometimes getting in the way.

At least two but never more than five of the following and a bun of some sort (prefer the oval ones but coney island or regular bread works in a pinch): Dill Pickle Pickle Relish Red Hots Sport Peppers Mustard Barbecue Sauce Hot Sauce If there is only mustard and catsup available, then ketchup...

Though it takes several chapters for the character to realize it, that's kind of what happens in my Strange Awakening.

The entire alien race in Project A-Ko (at least the first few)

Feta is the Cheese?

Enslave Author: Character can command the writer to change one sentence per use in any way the character wishes.

Note that pole-weapons do require a lot of training for the one area in which they can really shine (or can really mess things up) - massed combat. The most effective pole-weapons were dual-use things with either a long and a short range "payload" or were attached to a rifle (i.e. a bayonet)...

Actually this is true (and proves that I am at least partly human) - the one grandfather who died before I was born (and whose first name is also mine, even though he preferred to go by the shortened form of his middle name, Gus) was a storyteller in every sense of the word. He could gather and...

Just remember that everything I say is a lie. Oh, and I am lying now...

According to my wife, almost everything. I tend to laugh when I recognize a plot point (either because I saw it elsewhere, as in a comic book, or novel that was not supposed to be part of the movie/show we are watching), or when a villain does something truly unexpected, for example.

All of the above, sometimes more than one at the same time. The curse and benefit of being a writer at heart...

Too many minor ones to list. Major ones are the ironic combination of fear of failure and fear of success causing a bit of paralysis at times (not a true fear of success, really, just a fear of runaway success that can never be repeated ... or failure during my lifetime becoming success only...

"But your species eats their mates and I'm still alive! That can't be possible!" James exclaimed, his dreams of a lust-filled suicide dashed into dust.

I try to do one chapter every Tuesday, either very early morning or around noon, and maybe one (sometimes the same story sometimes a different one) on a different day. Was unable to do this for two weeks due to travelling and an illness, so have dumped a bit more (so my stories are at 5 and 10...

Prefer that the hero(es) overthrow their current oppressor but know that there could always be another lurking somewhere (and that raw power is not always the only way to oppress). Not a fan of the Gor cycle (John Norman's Gor novels have the hero going from accidental normal guy trying to...

We ARE only seeing a little bit of the story. That may also have happened... :D

Together they sound like they define it but this guy is one doofus instead of three so yeah, just a WEE bit overpowered.

Sounds like someone mated Doctor Manhattan (who can rewrite all the rules pretty much at will, and is limited only by his own imagination and concentrated bursts of tachyons - which block his senses in the immediate area) and the current Flash (Wally West, who can now move so fast he steps out...

Virtual/epub: Up to $6 when I am working, up to $1 (all prices in USD) when I am not. Paperback: Up to $10 though I hate paying over $8 unless it is something I really want to read. Hard Cover: Up to $20. Game Book: Up to $50, though prefer to be in the 20-30 range. I love used bookstores but...