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Always lovely when a friend joins you on a ride.

Do you never sleep?

Nani!

Attack when they least expect it... NOW! I win!

... I did not need to know that... Curiosity killed the cat I guess.

Chronic Sleep Death is a distant dream Recurring every night when I go to sleep, A state of stasis when my mind forgets to be, Where death is the beginning and the end of a chronic sleep.

Idk, I was thinking about this at work but am I the only one that makes a letter in case I die at the beginning of every year?

The rain decides now is a good time to pour since I just got in the shed.... Tell my family I love them. ??

Got cleaning solution in my eye my sister had to hold me down to rinse it out. I'm Deathly afraid of playing putting stuff in my eye. I was literally kicking my feet the whole time. ??

I was being a speed racist on the one of those wheeled stools just going around cleaning. My sister walks in and I was saying speed racist as I headed too here. All of the sudden I'm in the ground because she stopped the stool... But not me. I didn't even get to the punch line. ???

Thosugh this isn't the first time monkey confuses pm and am so he goes through his morning routine and getss ready for work only to find out his eyes betrayed him. At least this time I didn't actually go to work. ???