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Just got back from camping... Me and my cousin had to stop my uncle who was black out drunk from fighting my dad. Did I mention he is basically a giant. My whole body hurts. ? I also got hit in the head with a corn hole board that he casually picked up and threw/tossed... Ouch

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I'm sill alive in Senior Assassin, though I have since became a pacifist preaching for peace. ?️ I've also had a bounty on my head for about two days so far. Life is tuff for the Monkey.

The Butt Scartchers

"F#ck I can't breath"

Somtimes I just ponder what it must feel like to be decimated by a truck... Jesus Take the wheel

In my own head canon swiper is payed by Dora's parents to be there. I just imagine him have the voice of a 40 yld minimum wage employee smoking a sig around a bush. "Aah, here we go again. Why do I do this to myself."

*pat* *pat* It'll be okay @Ed.Spain .

Tower shield.

The amount of times my family acts surprised when I mention I'm a atheist is crazy. It's like they do a memory wipe every time it comes up.

*Steals mother's button so only I can push it.*

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Imma camp outside your house for three hours...