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  1. BenJepheneT

    Do you update your chapters very often?

    most best authors update whenever they feel like it, but most authors who update whenever they feel like it aren't best authors
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    i want to hang you upside down over the grille of a semi-truck barreling down a blazing nevada...

    i want to hang you upside down over the grille of a semi-truck barreling down a blazing nevada highway with your head dangling half an inch from the asphalt. the heat and the blood pressure would be so unbearable you'd wish to scrape your brains out with the asphalt. it'll provide a painful...
  3. BenJepheneT

    How Would You Review Your Own Story?

    i'd give my stories a pass, i guess. i can say, with confidence, that i know what i want to do with the story since the start and that my knowledge of the english language is enough to carry whatever i want to tell into the pages. as for the end result, i'm not so sure. everyone's review would...
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    Banned off Royal Road

    ok i regret getting banned now i promised to read a guy's story but now that I'm banned i cant even read shit this sucks I can't even sign out of my device, and every device I have is signed into RR
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    it's the third one you really don't want to know what this is

    it's the third one you really don't want to know what this is
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    This is the first time where "porn" doesn't even begin to describe the horror of this image

    This is the first time where "porn" doesn't even begin to describe the horror of this image
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    Banned off Royal Road

    I took one for the team: turns out you can't post bare ass cheeks, even if there's no butthole or any gentitals shown
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    Banned off Royal Road

    I even followed the Rules to a tee. I don't know what I did wrong. I didn't know Foreskin fell under nsfw categories
  9. BenJepheneT

    Looking For (free) Ghostwriter [CLOSED]

    I don't know what else to say but Good luck on your search and hopefully, some good soul comes along and swoops in for your rescue. And hopefully, they also stay longer than two weeks.
  10. BenJepheneT

    Do you update your chapters very often?

    I could post every week with my output, but that'll ruin readability.
  11. BenJepheneT

    Banned off Royal Road

    I see you're unaware of SHF lore. I didn't. I was surprised when I checked my RoyalRoad account, only to see this. Guess my in-depth analysis on Foreskin based society was too much.
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    Banned off Royal Road

    This isn't a cry for help but a flex ? YA Bois made it
  13. BenJepheneT

    You wouldn't ask me that if you knew the origins of this image

    You wouldn't ask me that if you knew the origins of this image
  14. BenJepheneT

    Bold of you to assume this was a fictional premise

    Bold of you to assume this was a fictional premise
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    hm?

    hm?
  16. BenJepheneT

    a society built on foreskin superiority; the bigger and floppier and muskier it is, the higher...

    a society built on foreskin superiority; the bigger and floppier and muskier it is, the higher your social status. government audits go around checking for foreskin sizes to make sure everything stays in line they are the Foreskinspectors™
  17. BenJepheneT

    How many times do you brush your teeth in a day?

    i keep a dollop of toothpaste in my mouth at all times. i do not swallow nor spit it out, even during meals. i ingest it in the morning and toss it across my oral cavity without rest. during eating, I expertly juggle the food and the toothpaste in between my molars so they don't come into...
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    Recommendations Falling in a loop of self-doubt. Give me some good harem manga.

    this is moses coming down from mount sinai carrying the ten commandments holy shit
  19. BenJepheneT

    Eating a cupcake

    I'd personally eat the cup first but if guests are around, I'd offer to eat their cups first.
  20. BenJepheneT

    Didn't feel well-represented with AlphaRetard. That is more of a title than an actual name

    Didn't feel well-represented with AlphaRetard. That is more of a title than an actual name
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