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  1. Woolen_Monkey

    I don't know why they chose me to decorate... I have trouble even dressing decently. Welp! Here...

    I don't know why they chose me to decorate... I have trouble even dressing decently. Welp! Here goes nothing. ? I hope my boss doesn't regret this. ??? its not that big of a deal. ? still kinda nervous, would hate for it to look bad. ? any way night night
  2. Woolen_Monkey

    I hit my head on my tv then for some reason I started to scold it. I started calling it a bad TV...

    I hit my head on my tv then for some reason I started to scold it. I started calling it a bad TV and telling it how it’s not supposed to hurt people all the while I was thinking of that one sense from guardians of the galaxy wither Cosmo is called a bad dog… I don’t know what came over me.
  3. Woolen_Monkey

    Is everyone still in this plane of existence? Just checking to make sure. I must remind people...

    Is everyone still in this plane of existence? Just checking to make sure. I must remind people that clipping was made illegal by galatic law.
  4. Woolen_Monkey

    You meet a mirrored (think mario/wario) you, what do?

    Mirror me is actually social… terrifying! ? Would they also be my mom? If not I would like to change parents.
  5. Woolen_Monkey

    Work be working.

    Work be working.
  6. Woolen_Monkey

    Save it and give it too your son. Here’s your first phone.

    Save it and give it too your son. Here’s your first phone.
  7. Woolen_Monkey

    Tell me when your done I need some work done.

    Tell me when your done I need some work done.
  8. Woolen_Monkey

    One watch for ever limb. Two legs, three arms, one neck. Genius now you and everyone else can...

    One watch for ever limb. Two legs, three arms, one neck. Genius now you and everyone else can always tell the time.
  9. Woolen_Monkey

    Good afternoon!

    Good afternoon!
  10. Woolen_Monkey

    Did you prepare enough caffeine? Good luck soldier and god speed.

    Did you prepare enough caffeine? Good luck soldier and god speed.
  11. Woolen_Monkey

    Your back is going to need a vacation after that.

    Your back is going to need a vacation after that.
  12. Woolen_Monkey

    I haven’t really noticed this but none of my family really follows politics or just general...

    I haven’t really noticed this but none of my family really follows politics or just general events happening in our country or overseas. It really makes it hard to talk with them about any of my concerns about the future.
  13. Woolen_Monkey

    Am back boisss

    ? I got a new phone
  14. Woolen_Monkey

    Good now get in the blender

    Good now get in the blender
  15. Woolen_Monkey

    Make sure add a picture you know there’s always those stray henchmen around.

    Make sure add a picture you know there’s always those stray henchmen around.
  16. Woolen_Monkey

    Slap it around a bit and it should work fine.

    Slap it around a bit and it should work fine.
  17. Woolen_Monkey

    Help, I need an intervention. Maybe a masturbation.

    … ? A in counter with a person not in the protagonist group is always gonna end with rather sex or fight that it. No third option.
  18. Woolen_Monkey

    okay… but like what if he’s sleep eating. I used to do that when I was younger…. ??

    okay… but like what if he’s sleep eating. I used to do that when I was younger…. ??
  19. Woolen_Monkey

    Just got back from a viewing. Grandpa died…

    Just got back from a viewing. Grandpa died…
  20. Woolen_Monkey

    You got some balls to snuggle with Kirby. I’d be terrified that Kirby would get the munchies.

    You got some balls to snuggle with Kirby. I’d be terrified that Kirby would get the munchies.
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