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I'll be honest man, this sounds like rough anal than fatigue. Well, it's the same, but "wheezing from stress" just sounds more serious than "???... ???... ???..."

Different folks different strokes, I guess. Like how some friends are chill with pet names while others preferred not to be called as such. Problem only arises when the latter forgets their preferences aren't absolute and starts chiming over the former. Hourly ball emptiers. Shaft polishers...

You ask for help but you won't extend a hand for us to grab, how you think we Gon do that?

Thanks for reminding me guy

nah bro Tony aint gonna let you forget the receipts that easily]

I love younger siblings. They're the only children you could express your desire to use them as a punching sandbag and everyone else understands.

Fun fact: I had to withdraw myself from actually adding fangs for elf girl for this exact reason. If I had made elf girl any shorter, she would've been a bastard child of goblina and elf ma- Wait a minute. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. @Mysticant you're a GOD DAMN GENIUS

as of now, you've seen a lizard with a skull for a head, a buff elf with detrigrade legs, a guy wearing a box for a head, and a guy with literally no head. and this is the question you have? well, to answer that question, she has boobs because it looks nice. she's also a canonical prostitute so...

as pleasing as this prospect seems to be, at the end of the day, readers would most likely be able to effectively paint an image of a character if skin colour was given. it's like the fourth most effective element of describing a person behind their attire, body type, and a straight-up...

I'm sorry but between 1 to 8 just looks the same to me. I don't know if it's some internalized racism cultivated by living in a third-world household but if you put a gun against my head and told me to differentiate Peanut Butter Truffle Tone from Browned Caramel Skin Shade I'd shoot myself to...

Wouldn't it be some hilarious Freudian slip when an author goes "yeah I should probably avoid skin colour and just go with the general descriptors" and ends up writing "she has eyes as thin as slits and rolls her Rs into Ls whenever she talks"? "HE HAS BIG LIPS AND IS VERY FOND OF WATERMELONS...

I just feel like this is overcorrection, especially the food part. Unless you're consciously associating lighter skin tones with good things and vice versa, there's definitely no issue with describing skin colour with food. White as cocaine, dark as chocolate, peachy tone, light brown tinge; if...

Well shit just die I guess

Nothing good credit and a loan can't fix

Lesson learned: fake your deaths. Get a body double and commit second-hand murder. It's a great investment.

late age Picasso confirms this. man's a shell of his former self after schizo. he basically shits buckets of paint on the canvas and they fucking sell. too bad everything happened after his death though.

Marry the demon princess, impregnate her, and live out forever in a farmstead at the edge of a quiet town.

Go with the ever-reliable "fan favourite character striking an ass pose with a title on the side". But if you want to go a more personalized and complicated route, describe to your commissioned artist how your story's theme and tone is and let them go from there.