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I know signora, I was waiting to see how well these young men knows you

Sigh.... *shaking my head

We founded cOrkscrew, An advancement for civilization to enjoy fine wine

Ah, I see, another gentleman has fallen under the spell of your beauty Regrettably, I am not yet prepared to not having you on my side, signora Now then, shall we take a lstroll through the city and perhaps select a new dress and a pair of fine shoes for you? *Giving the suit back to the man*

Tsk, tsk, such sentiments are voiced with every new advancement bestowed upon a civilization, my dear grumpy cat.

Oh my, what are you doing with a man suit dear? You should tell me if you need another batch of dresses

Yes my dear signora? *kiss @CinnaSloth hand*

The main storyline cannot progress without me

You are loved & not alone 🐗

Fear not, my good cow Such refinement often requires patience, much like nurturing a fine seed by shower it with affection. Speaking of shower, there are also an assertive methods within the curriculum, one of which is most curiously referred to as waterboarding.

Ah, what a most intriguing subject. However, I must note that this particular form of instruction may involve the use of a leash and whip Methods known to yield rather immediate and, shall we say, effective results, should you be amenable to such discipline, my good cow.

Might I inquire as to the purpose of your visit, my good cow and my lady? Could it be that perhaps you have come seeking instruction in proper manners under my guidance?

I'm jealous

Fun fact: Study said it also occur even before birth in the womb

You see, when men experience it, it happen spontaneusly from early age without the need of any external trigger which can happen from age 5 or even less. However as hormones increases during their physical development, this frequent and involuntary thing become more noticeable during puberty...