Ooo~ would you like some Eldritch coffee~? Here’s the options~
$2 instant coffee (tastes like tree bark)
Half decent coffee
Actually good coffee
Cough eeeeeee (warning: germs)
Cthulhuffee (Eldritch rating: 4)
Eldritch Coffee (ER: 1)
Reality Bender’s Special Brew (ER: sqrt -64)
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