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  1. LordJoyde

    I had another thought while scrolling on SH. Again!

    I'd love to, but that's a lot of words I have no clue what they mean. And I've also always had a deep hatred for mathematics, as its basic premise is to place a value and description onto every single thing in existence as well as those we have yet to discover. It takes away the beauty of the...
  2. LordJoyde

    I had another thought while scrolling on SH. Again!

    Well, to answer that is really easy, but difficult to wrap your head around. If you've ever heard the expression 'two sides of the same coin', then apply this to Chaos and Order. What most people seem to forget when they say this however, is that even if a coin has two sides, its still the...
  3. LordJoyde

    I had another thought while scrolling on SH. Again!

    Chaos is movement. Order is stagnation. Right up to the point when they aren't and here's where stuff becomes tricky. Chaos, as it is, is defined as the unpredictability, the spice of life, the everlasting push for change, while Order is the 'opposite', the fight for stability, for conservation...
  4. LordJoyde

    Boy x Girl, Girl x Girl, or Boy x Boy?

    FutanariXFemale is the best option and I don't see it represented. Shame.
  5. LordJoyde

    Coolest weapon names

    Eadom and Caedes. Two legendary weapons from my stories. Eadom is a huge, two handed, high-tech hammer capable of pulverizing mountain plateaus, mainly used as a terraforming tool by a godlike esper. Its name is a latin abbreviation of 'rupture'. Caedes is a an infernal sword of flowing...
  6. LordJoyde

    Lolicons: To Condems or To Be Let Free

    NTR and anyone who consumes it needs to die a horrible death. Hell, loli is w/e in comparison imho. With respect, people here are avid readers and writers. We either build or live within imagined, fantasy and often utopian worlds, or both at once. As such, hardly anything at all is surprising...
  7. LordJoyde

    How many times you re-read chapter before posting

    I don't. I find a grammar nazi friend of mine, who is also a writer but never got the 'balls to post stuff online', his words not mine, and force him to review my stories for free. He gets to laugh at me for my grammar and think its annoying, I get a free proofreader. If he isn't available...
  8. LordJoyde

    Do you consider yourself a Niche Author?

    Niche? Ehn... maybe? Yes? No? Not really. I suppose what I do most of the time is take a popular topic and add no small amount of insanity into it, like a heroin injection into what is otherwise a normal plot, most often forcing a 'realistic view' on one fantasy trope or another.
  9. LordJoyde

    Lolicons: To Condems or To Be Let Free

    Dogs? Ew, man. Horses are so much more beautiful, you know?
  10. LordJoyde

    Lolicons: To Condems or To Be Let Free

    In order to understand why lolicons are mostly condemned, you need to understand how the concept of debauchery works. Once you make something that was considered outlandish or wrong beforehand into a 'normal' thing, you make those who desire this abnormal thing very happy and content, but as it...
  11. LordJoyde

    Create a character you don't understand?

    Its definitely possible. But will I enjoy writing such an abomination? Hell to the no.
  12. LordJoyde

    My Collection of Writing Quotes

    "Just because something is factually correct does not exclude it from also being unfathomably idiotic." - WH40K TTS, Rogal Dorn.
  13. LordJoyde

    My Stories are the Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

    It works the same everywhere you post a work. If you're hungry for a fanbase, the first thing you need to do is to discover the niche that is popular right now, then abuse the hell out of it. Once you've collected enough pokemons (fans), you can start writing something you actually want to...
  14. LordJoyde

    Makes sense in your head but not to others..

    This is every single conspiracy theory I've ever cooked up. Like when I, as an edgy teenager, decided that the rise of Islam and Feminism was fabricated in unison by Jewish people in order to start a gender war in which they automatically believed men would win so they could return women to...
  15. LordJoyde

    20k words for Main Character Illustration

    Cute enough but never said the gloves were fingerless and also... whiskers? Well, you certainly helped me understand what I dont want on my MC xD Either way, thanks for the effort! (though, if I may critique anything, you might need to work on yer noses mate - that kinda reminds me of a pigs nose)
  16. LordJoyde

    20k words for Main Character Illustration

    Eh, how do you feel about drawing a villanous character? Description: Anne is a humanoid with lion-like ears, but no tail. She stands at about 1.80m tall, has long golden hair tied into a ponytail with an equally golden bracelet and a permanently grim expression etched onto her frame. She is...
  17. LordJoyde

    Have you ever taken from/ been inspired by something you hate?

    When I hate something in fiction, its usually because I deem them somehow innapropriate, unrealistic, badly-done etc. So I often remake that something in my own work in accordance to my own design. Egoistical, I know~. So yeah, I take inspiration from plenty of things that I would normally despise.
  18. LordJoyde

    New Madoka Magica

    Never watched it. AMV's spoiled all the shocker bits and Madoka-Died-For-Our-Sins memes did the rest. With that said, here's a raised toast in hopes it ends up an amazing movie~.
  19. LordJoyde

    How would you write God?

    How to introduce 'God'? That very much depends on the 'god' you're asking about. Is it a singular, omnipresent, all-powerful entity, or just one among many 'gods'? And if you're talking about God of Abraham, then I like to imagine it as a ball of light with a ring of wings and pure-white threads...
  20. LordJoyde

    What’s the difference between the mature and adult tags.

    From my personal experience; Adult - Fiction containing a lot of smut, with that smut or the 'acquisition of smut' being a main selling point. Mature - Fiction written in a more 'realistic', often darker and inevitably offensive manner for specific audiences. There should be an 'MA' flag for...
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