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the fucking hog that's been burrowing in my garden stealing my fruits and drinking my fucking water?

take it and run. i'm here for dinner, and I got my dinner. i mean, technically, I am getting to work on these fish sticks.

one of the things i would disagree with is the usage of as, or and, along with many other things. I would try to link the two together as I elaborate. it's probably because I have a drastically different taste when it comes to action, or descriptions in general, but I believe that conjunctions...

holy shit i just got shot back to the 2010s

but you do know the bodies in the water?

the prose that takes the least effort to write unlike you virgins i got asses to fuck :cool: no time to go Shakespearean in google docs

i gotta stop wanting to fuck things i can't fuck. like flies. i would conquer the shit out of a fly. kill it before it lifespans does. go to town on its wings and shit. no need to make it human; just give it a humanoid body with vague shapely tiddies and ass and im gold.

i'm curious; how much does perversion affect your judgement? if you were to judge a smut (with a gun next to your head, probably), would you take said smut into account? if a smut had an interesting and competent story element that plays with one another, would you still give it a shot?

I've done some research on how I can justify super strength/super speed/super-anything-tbh and I find that the trade-offs and physical prices for all these traits to be so steep that the only way for any real world application to be put onto them is to either change the property of physics in...

Granted, they taste like ass. I wish you can stop fucking my mom. I can hear you guys going every night. Last night, you somehow incorporated freeform jazz into it. Once I saw you go in the bedroom as a pair and walk out with acclaimed actor Jack Nicholson wearing blackface in the mix. How does...

New Story Title: I am the Second Daughter of a Mixed Race Family reincarnated into Taiwan to win against Winnie the Pooh as a representative of a Democracy??? i can guaran-fucking-tee this shit will be a social credit vacuum

There was a period in my life where I could dislocate my shoulder by my free will. That was when I was around 10-12. I broke my elbow during a fall off a monkey bar and that did something fucky to my arm. Since then, it was a class party trick I did to impress my mates. I could just let my arm...