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Is that even a sustainable career considering y'all have a child to raise?

We could probably make a sitcom out of that where "thou shalt not steal" -hero contemplates if fucking the next door neighbor's wife is considered "stealing her purity" while the "honour thy mother and father" -hero comes back home with a brown bag of shopping which he obviously didn't pay for...

Here's a tip: you've past the point of no return. You can only go lower from here on out.

When the nsfw community decides it's time we want to fuck them and begin classifying them in varying degrees of fuckability. We have the ugly bastard goblins that usually come in droves for the rape fantasies. They're your bog standard mobs with giant fucking dicks for some reason and guarantee...

-time fucking your friends and extended family in the ass with a jackhammer pelvis. I wish for a new pelvis, this thing isn't letting me sleep at night.

I've read this one before She's a hitchhiker that lulls truck drivers to rape her and records it to use it as blackmail in order to fund her hitchhiking activities. Big tiddy, cum_inside, sloppy blowjob, titfucking, the whole shebangabang Good art too I forgot the nuke codes tho sorry lads

if i ever see a trucking barreling towards me on a highway I know which species I wanna reincarnate as

Jousting but instead of Lances we use horse boners and have the stallions pounce pelvis-first onto the riders. First to fall loses. Cumming grants extra points.

"Here write your name on this napkin"

I went in depth researching that sad will smith meme and found out about it

20 image limit is fucking ASS

But no foreskin Fuck that shit I'mma keep be penis pocket

nothing some staples and anesthesia can't fix

speaking on principle, it's probably wrong, akin to circumcision, but it's probably something they'll see as natural. it's like growing an extra finger @ birth vs growing one out of nowhere when you're an adult. you'll see yourself as natural in the former but go ballistics in the latter.

Nah that was well established when she revealed that poem Tupac wrote for her some 50 years ago and still admits to feelings for him multiple times upfront

Where my wood bloodline chads at