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  1. sleepandeatallday

    [IMG] but my client is indeed impotent! Therefore he could not have fathered that child! I...

    but my client is indeed impotent! Therefore he could not have fathered that child! I suspect the worm did asexual reproduction and my client is being maliciously slandered for this misunderstanding!
  2. sleepandeatallday

    [IMG] Objection! My client is not a lifelong virgin? (or is he?) *looks at anon*

    Objection! My client is not a lifelong virgin? (or is he?) *looks at anon*
  3. sleepandeatallday

    I follow the principles of procrastination! So another world it is!

    I follow the principles of procrastination! So another world it is!
  4. sleepandeatallday

    fine... gambling it is! It's the only other way to earn money!

    fine... gambling it is! It's the only other way to earn money!
  5. sleepandeatallday

    but I hate working hard... *points at my username*

    but I hate working hard... *points at my username*
  6. sleepandeatallday

    but I might switch sides if jaymark pays me more! :3 No offense anon, but I'm a selfish evil...

    but I might switch sides if jaymark pays me more! :3 No offense anon, but I'm a selfish evil lawyer who only works for money and maybe chocolates
  7. sleepandeatallday

    my sis don't like peanuts too...

    my sis don't like peanuts too...
  8. sleepandeatallday

    It's after I get assassinated by assassins once I became a billionaire right? And then I'll get...

    It's after I get assassinated by assassins once I became a billionaire right? And then I'll get traumatized in some scary isekai world... :blob_teary:
  9. sleepandeatallday

    QAQ

    QAQ
  10. sleepandeatallday

    why do you keep asking me to change the question?

    why do you keep asking me to change the question?
  11. sleepandeatallday

    no? :blob_frown:

    no? :blob_frown:
  12. sleepandeatallday

    nope! I want to know if the world I'd get isekaied in is a peaceful one!! :3

    nope! I want to know if the world I'd get isekaied in is a peaceful one!! :3
  13. sleepandeatallday

    yay!! Also my dearest magic 8 ball, can you confirm that I'm not getting isekaied in any...

    yay!! Also my dearest magic 8 ball, can you confirm that I'm not getting isekaied in any traumatic world like... suppose... attack of titan or jjk?
  14. sleepandeatallday

    I don't like peanuts though

    I don't like peanuts though
  15. sleepandeatallday

    [IMG] Greeting Mr(?)/Mrs(?)... JayMark. I arrive representing my client @AnonUnlimited , who'd...

    Greeting Mr(?)/Mrs(?)... JayMark. I arrive representing my client @AnonUnlimited , who'd like to sue you for libel and defaming his noble reputation. Additionally we'd also like to charge you for paternity fraud. My client has not in any means fathered any children.
  16. sleepandeatallday

    sadly I can't. She has her uses as my unofficial servant.

    sadly I can't. She has her uses as my unofficial servant.
  17. sleepandeatallday

    sure! Tell me the case details!!!

    sure! Tell me the case details!!!
  18. sleepandeatallday

    who am I defending for? who's my client? How much are they paying

    who am I defending for? who's my client? How much are they paying
  19. sleepandeatallday

    Entt!!! I want to roleplay as a lawyer cause I found some cool gif I want to use during the...

    Entt!!! I want to roleplay as a lawyer cause I found some cool gif I want to use during the arguement!!! Give me a case!!!
  20. sleepandeatallday

    O glorious magic 8 ball, tell me when would there be my turn to get isekaied! :blob_aww:

    O glorious magic 8 ball, tell me when would there be my turn to get isekaied! :blob_aww:
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