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  1. LordJoyde

    What would you do in this situation?

    People might be incited to feel pity for the child, but allowing the mother to have her way just to save the kid... that's only going to accomplish one thing: giving her a way to further exploit the people around her, as well as taking out her frustrations on her future kid since, unlike you...
  2. LordJoyde

    What would you do in this situation?

    Close the door in her face, lol. I mean, logically speaking, what else is there to even do? Edit: if she came to you seeking help outright in honest trouble, then helping her is a question of your personal morality, but by your statements, she did not. Rather, she came up with an obvious lie...
  3. LordJoyde

    Toilet thoughts: Soft masculine character

    You don't show masculinity by showing emotions, though. Anger is often allowed to pass through simply because being furious cleans-out the brain from any other potentially offending emotion. A masculine person should thus have a lot of self-control, but at the same time, cannot allow that...
  4. LordJoyde

    Toilet thoughts: Soft masculine character

    A 'soft masculine' character does not exist nor can they for the simple reason that what is generally thought to be emotional health does not go hand in hand with masculinity at all. Masculinity is a constant battlefield between paranoia, confidence and the decision to act. Softness is to take...
  5. LordJoyde

    Weeby inflections in writing

    The quality of the metal may come first when the difference between one and the other is astronomical, but take for example how protagonists often use it for blocking, right? They put it above their heads and use both arms to defend... I don't think I need to tell you how holding onto two pieces...
  6. LordJoyde

    Weeby inflections in writing

    If you're writing an Isekai that's in a 'traditional' medieval European setting, then using -san, -sama, -kun etc with any character at all is just bruh levels of cringe. And if they're being used since everyone in this fantasy Europe is descendent from Japanese heroes, also why do they all use...
  7. LordJoyde

    Which POVs do you like the most? Why?

    As a writer, 1st person; least stuff needs to be written. As a reader, omnipotent view.
  8. LordJoyde

    Questions to ask before marriage

    Is this marriage going to be monogamous or non-monogamous? - if ya need to ask this, you shouldn't be marrying Who is responsible for making the money? - the partner not dedicated to the kids/both if you have none Who is responsible for taking care of the home? - both of you Do you want kids? -...
  9. LordJoyde

    Reader preferences on dark elves' looks?

    Because those are high elves, kek. Also because I like chocolate.
  10. LordJoyde

    Reader preferences on dark elves' looks?

    I prefer to differ moon elves, sun elves and dark elves. Moon = purplish lavender skin, Dark elves = greyish/ashen skin and Sun = ebony~
  11. LordJoyde

    Eye bleaching for regret

    Meh. Nothing the internet can throw is worth a dime ever since BestGore.net died.
  12. LordJoyde

    Writing Prompt It was a long day at work. When you get home you head to your bedroom, only to find ‘Did you eat a pretzel this morning’ written in blood on the wall.

    I would clean it up and slap a piece of paper on that wall that says: Ew, what kind of unhygienic troglodyte writes in blood?
  13. LordJoyde

    It’s 4am, and you have yet to sleep. You woke up at 7am two days before. You are the sole Spanish diplomat to Napoleons army, discussing peace.

    Since I'm not Spanish nor do I speak their language, I'd just ignore everything and go to my country of origin. Its not like its my purpose in life to change fate and even if it is, that is not my choice.
  14. LordJoyde

    Webnovel wants to contract me so much that they'll even impersonate me, lol

    See? This is why you make sure your stories are not teen-friendly.
  15. LordJoyde

    What kind of fictional character are you?

    A god that builds a massive volcanic foundry in an otherwise desolate, frozen land. (ie go to a tropical island and then magically change the biosphere so that only things I deem personally useful can survive) Then, I'd just spend eternity forging all sorts of awesome weapons, randomly giving...
  16. LordJoyde

    WARNING for WRITERS: Ignore W*BN*VEL Invite E-Mails

    This makes me happy I was there to stop my little sister from falling for this predatory crap.
  17. LordJoyde

    Why do you write?

    As a hobby for when I have literally nothing else to do.
  18. LordJoyde

    Forced Reincarnation Choose your World

    Dark Fantasy World. So I have an excuse to exercise all my fetishes to their absolute because everyone and everything is an asshole anyway~
  19. LordJoyde

    Forced Reincarnation Isekai Choices

    Elf vampire if at all possible.
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