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  1. TheEldritchGod

    Monster Apocalypse Questions: Where are your friends?

    Unless my wife gets the power to Breathe without an oxygen tank, we're staying put Besides, who's running out of food? We got monsters to eat. AHA! The monsters have gotten sneaky. But I am not fooled. I have no friends. Again, I have no friends. Never going to the shelter. Of course. If they...
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    I think I have style now

    There ya go. I usually go opposite via the vertical axis.
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    Obscure horror games recommendations

    I have not played it, but I have seen videos. I would agree, this is one of the few horror games out there. The problem is, Horror and Game do not go together. The point of horror, is a lack of agency. Take Soma. Oh Noes! I am just a copy of the original person in a robot body! Horror! Gasp...
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    Writing a novel with multiple characters' POV

    It's called Third Person Omniscient Narrator. Only way to fly.
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    What Do You Think Makes A Bad Author?

    Mostly Carbon, Oxygen, Hydrogen, Nitrogen.
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    I'm stuck at a plot point

    You should see what I have worked out for Artisian Modifications, Augmentation Crystals, Forging Style Templates, and accessories. THEN we get into Armor/Weapon special abilities, and finally, the list of Armor and Weapons themselves. As a power gamer, my weapons have so much shit stacked on...
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    I'm stuck at a plot point

    Here's a list of extrapolated metals and suggests for how to combine them for forging purposes as taken from d20 3.0/3.5
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    I'm stuck at a plot point

    Screw all of that. You are making a story about a blacksmith, I want SMITHING PORN. I want some sweet sweet OP weapons and armor. I want him going off to get exotic materials then crafting weird weapons with the exotic materials, then enchanting the weapons with strange powers. Then I want him...
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    Predestination Abilities (and why it’s a garbage troupe for lazy writers)

    A Rules Lawyer Stuck In A Literal RPG I've been working on it on and off for a while, However, recently work has picked up, so instead of holding off on releasing it, I might have to start it sooner rather than later. I wanted to finish FTS, but I won't have time to for a few weeks. Rather than...
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    Predestination Abilities (and why it’s a garbage troupe for lazy writers)

    I think the problem is, people ignore the best part of LitRPG, clashing the real world with a RPG. Here: See? Real-world practicality vrs in-game morality.
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    A Dumb Poll on Ratings

    Oh. I agree. We live in a society where telling someone I don't care about you is grounds for getting sent to HR for harassment. If I don't care about you, I have no EMOTIONS about you. Yet, saying you don't care means you hate them. No. I have to care to hate you. I have to care to love you. If...
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    More hot takes (This time from a fav of mine)

    I think they were a supervillain group that opposed the Bionic 6. My thoughts? Rock-1 was hot. She spoke like a valley girl, but that won't matter if you keep her mouth full. If ya know what I mean. As for LAG? They were a one-and-done Bad Guy. I think they got defeated by the bionic monkey, so...
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    Story idea

    I have refined taste and have learned to note the stench of that which I'm better off not knowing. Yes, I am a cloud of spite and eyes and an eldritch horror from beyond the pale. This still reeks of ignorance is bliss.
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    A Dumb Poll on Ratings

    The correct way to see it, if you are using that method is 1 is 10%, 3 is 50%, and 5 is 90%. So it would be impossible to ever reach 100%. In your method, you are assuming that 0 exists, which it doesn't. Your math only works if it's 0 to 5, when it is actually 0 to 4, but the numbers are...
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    A Dumb Poll on Ratings

    Show me the math where you come up with a different average. I am honestly interested in this.
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    Story idea

    You know what? I withdraw my question. I now have no desire to understand this show.
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    Writing Prompt A Meeting with the Author

    Author: Meets MC. MC: Stabs Author many Many times. Author: Ack! **Dies** The End. Which book, you ask? YES.
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