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  1. sleepandeatallday

    I'm glad your teacher let you. I remember once we had to write a whole page answer on the topic...

    I'm glad your teacher let you. I remember once we had to write a whole page answer on the topic 'do you want to be a leader or a follower.' Each of those idiots were writing on how they'd become a great leader and blah blah blah while I wrote on how I'd like to be a follower
  2. sleepandeatallday

    and then even have the nerve to complain about how they gave us bag sugar and then my aunt ran...

    and then even have the nerve to complain about how they gave us bag sugar and then my aunt ran away calling for her mom (aka my grandma) and I was befuddled cause I thought ...it's just some defective sugar... no need to scream so much :blob_teary:
  3. sleepandeatallday

    but it was so bland. I was so annoyed that I carried it to my aunt and complained about the...

    but it was so bland. I was so annoyed that I carried it to my aunt and complained about the sugar not being sweet enough.... and showed her the packet. She looked at me and then at the packet and asked me where it came from... and I was like, I found it inside the shoe box... I said it so...
  4. sleepandeatallday

    I mean I didn't know how to read back then. All I saw was a small packet and inside it was white...

    I mean I didn't know how to read back then. All I saw was a small packet and inside it was white powder and I thought it must be sugar so I decided to secretly eat it incase I have to share it with others
  5. sleepandeatallday

    Story time: when I was 4, I ate one of those silica gel packets that comes with shoe box cause I...

    Story time: when I was 4, I ate one of those silica gel packets that comes with shoe box cause I thought it was sugar
  6. sleepandeatallday

    Soo what's your stab count? How many people you have stabbed till now?

    Soo what's your stab count? How many people you have stabbed till now?
  7. sleepandeatallday

    *stabs the flex tape guy*

    *stabs the flex tape guy*
  8. sleepandeatallday

    I have no trust in you... what if you become a cow-human hybrid. Glass of water is a safe choice :3

    I have no trust in you... what if you become a cow-human hybrid. Glass of water is a safe choice :3
  9. sleepandeatallday

    But... stabbing is an essential artform to express the meaning of life!

    But... stabbing is an essential artform to express the meaning of life!
  10. sleepandeatallday

    you know, I might have been similar to you and would have been a pure vegetarian had I not liked...

    you know, I might have been similar to you and would have been a pure vegetarian had I not liked eggs enough.... eggs were the only thing I liked. I tried fish and chicken but never liked the taste.
  11. sleepandeatallday

    :blob_paint:

    :blob_paint:
  12. sleepandeatallday

    *stabs again*

    *stabs again*
  13. sleepandeatallday

    I thought I was unique.... :blob_pout:

    I thought I was unique.... :blob_pout:
  14. sleepandeatallday

    yet the first thing I ever learnt to make was chai and now I realize my family taught me that...

    yet the first thing I ever learnt to make was chai and now I realize my family taught me that for me to help them in their tea addiction!
  15. sleepandeatallday

    I have this absurd delusion of being a great chef whenever I decide to cook something in the...

    I have this absurd delusion of being a great chef whenever I decide to cook something in the kitchen when all I know is how to make noodles, pasta, tea and coffee.... I don't even drink tea :blob_pout:
  16. sleepandeatallday

    Do you want some chocolate cupcakes? *smiles and gives you one*

    Do you want some chocolate cupcakes? *smiles and gives you one*
  17. sleepandeatallday

    *stabs* I can finally stab you since you're no longer in cow form!

    *stabs* I can finally stab you since you're no longer in cow form!
  18. sleepandeatallday

    I know right! This song haunted me for a week before months later I found it on youtube again so...

    I know right! This song haunted me for a week before months later I found it on youtube again so I recommended it here :blob_joy:
  19. sleepandeatallday

    nah, kids are annoying and teenagers scare me. Young adults are the best for our workforce!

    nah, kids are annoying and teenagers scare me. Young adults are the best for our workforce!
  20. sleepandeatallday

    well I was thinking about stabbing and murder but the only thing I like more than that is money...

    well I was thinking about stabbing and murder but the only thing I like more than that is money! Lead the way, let's kidnap a few people and force them to mine for us to become rich!
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