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[not without our tentacular input, you don't~!] [oh, yes, please! so long as we're sharing food, have some of our shoggoth stew! we caught and cooked it ourselves!]

it's easier and faster than drawing comics, which is what i originally wanted to do. my drawing couldn't keep up with the output of my creativity, so now i do both writing AND drawing.

the cheering of a distant crowd emanates from the quantum realm [woo! let's go~! that's our rizzler!] canned laughter rattles out from the ether [and now, we break to commercial.] smash cut to an advertisement for a candy bar-based cereal.

person gets transformed into a centaur by evil corporation. ditched because it got embarrassingly mushy at the end.

quagma rule #20: blaze it every day

writing haitus going well. reviewing old work, fixing rough spots. doing lots of thinking and studying.

we're sorry, they did WHAT? when will they learn not to dye bread and other pastries unless it's sweet!

which characters are you thinking of? the only ones we really know about are bridget guilty gear and vivian paper mario. and they both ended up being correct on that. so, idk.

pride month doesn't own the colors, nor does the queer community. we mean, if you're curious, we could tell you what each color on the various flags symbolize, but in our experience, most people don't like hearing people talk about vexillology within oppressed groups for hours. and we'll do it...

we shoplift from major corporations. we trespass on private property. we even step on the grass. oh, and we procrastinate on our writing. possibly the worst crime of them all.

[We wouldn't want to have it any other way, friend.] [The situation is lamentable, but understandable. The road ahead is a long one. The choices and probabilities spread out like a blooming flower ahead of you from here on out. Choose wisely. We wish We could help you even further, but alas. We...

[raspberry lemon, if you have it.]

[of course, of course! don't mind us, of course. we're merely tagging along, as it were.] [you are correct to perceive us in this manner.] [your loss! we very much enjoy it ourselves. then again, you are more focused on matters of the flesh than those of the mind.]

*whispers back, ooc* [grammatically speaking, octopi, octopode, and octopus are all, annoyingly, correct and interchangeable when speaking about these creatures. we've seen marine scientists use all three at any one time.]

[to whom... or rather, what do we owe this pleasure of your visit?] [the ATOMS themselves tremble in confusion] [as do we in the past] [and us in the future yet to come] [how... interesting. this wasn't writ in the STARS alignment nor the ATOMS spin for this day.] [or at all, really.] a...

not enough crazy in here, we think.

[good morning, you {Expletive} nerds! this one woke up on the wrong side of the atom today, and they're gonna make it EVERYONE'S problem!] *gets pat on the head by a crowd of adorers, up to and including you. you don't even know how you got here, all you know is this octopus needs a pat* [wait...

*exists*