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  1. BenJepheneT

    I can't even surpass a story that updates zero times a week and only has three chapters

    it happens some shit just don't go your way. you either give up or die trying. if you ask me, i'd die standing.
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    mfw someone in sociology class tried to argue that female drivers are more inclined to crash via...

    mfw someone in sociology class tried to argue that female drivers are more inclined to crash via innate psychological conditioning and I'm fucking dying to keep my mouth close else I'm in trouble
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    damn my parents could use summa that "if it weren't for you kids we would've separated by now"...

    damn my parents could use summa that "if it weren't for you kids we would've separated by now" funnily enough, they're arguing at this very moment as I'm typing this about some arbitrary bullshit regarding car keys
  4. BenJepheneT

    Killing POWs who just surrendered

    a rational person will give you a moralistic answer with human answers. i, however, am no rational motherfucker. kill the baron then drink beer from his jaw like Nicholas Cage at the end of Drive Angry.
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    don't you hate it when you're trying to enjoy a parade but your dad asks you if you want to grow up and become the saviour of the broken, the beaten, and the damned
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    And this is the pipeline of how you get 12 different series with less than 50k words each, all...

    And this is the pipeline of how you get 12 different series with less than 50k words each, all on perpetual hiatus
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    i didn't even need to lift a finger lmao i was gonna say something along the lines of a cheese...

    i didn't even need to lift a finger lmao i was gonna say something along the lines of a cheese grater and a gaping asshole
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    a good partner is not just one you want to grow old with, but one you'd wish to outlive...

    a good partner is not just one you want to grow old with, but one you'd wish to outlive yourself. the best kind of partner is one you'll wish dies before you, lest you let them bear the pain of your passing.
  9. BenJepheneT

    Any men down?

    i believe tis' what the industry coins as a "double entendre"
  10. BenJepheneT

    Any men down?

    im not gonna let some Reddit tradition tell me when I should or shouldn't stay abstinent. if I'm gonna nut, I'm gonna nut. If I don't feel like nutting, I won't. My cock answers to no man.
  11. BenJepheneT

    Should I include 'Smut' genre?

    Add it regardless, it helps with the views, and no one complains about it. But if you're a man of principle and honesty and you pay your library fees in due time, just put Sexual Content in it. You'll be fine.
  12. BenJepheneT

    (Solved)

    It takes a while for stories to show up on latest series. Views update periodically. New chapters take at least 20 mins to show up on Latest Chapters. Any other questions, there's an FAQ in the forums, you can go check it out. For that, we shall catalogue this to the archives of threads...
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    I wanna hump the sword saint
  14. BenJepheneT

    back 2 back in conjunction with Destroy Dick December too

    back 2 back in conjunction with Destroy Dick December too
  15. BenJepheneT

    Example for what a recruitment inquiry shouldn’t look like

    He's speaking in aneurysm speech what the fuck was he trying to say in the first place?
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    The Last to Comment Wins

    Look at that smile
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    The Last to Comment Wins

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    The Last to Comment Wins

    not a horny post (as hard as it is to believe) but I do admire the female form a lot, in a fascinating sense. it's a delicate balance, and yet there are so many different combinations of forms and curves to achieve the same effect. it's so easy to fuck it up but yet, it's abundant in terms of...
  19. BenJepheneT

    Been a While

    i failed maths 2 out of 3 times, is that a big number?
  20. BenJepheneT

    Been a While

    my discord server jumped from 3 members to 7 members you could say I'm moving up in the world
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