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  1. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    just us, we're afraid. ain't nobody here but us chickens. squids. octowhatevers. *pats you on the head* *tucks you in with a blanket and popcorn* *the lights darken and this bad boy gets rolled in* don't feel like existing today, so we're watching this today
  2. quagma

    quagma rule #24: nuh uh

    quagma rule #24: nuh uh
  3. quagma

    quagma rule #23: If you can't accept others as they are without trying to change them, you're...

    quagma rule #23: If you can't accept others as they are without trying to change them, you're neither worth their trust nor their friendship.
  4. quagma

    just went to the aquarium. communed with the octopus there. they're so cool.

    just went to the aquarium. communed with the octopus there. they're so cool.
  5. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    This potato salad thing is starting to become a small motif with us haha
  6. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Mostly small indie games. Lots of idle clickers, building or life sims, resource management games, and a few strategy and rouge likes. The occasional unconventional or little-known shooter. Point and click adventures. A couple RPGs here and there. Could put down a whole list of names, but...
  7. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Yeah. Sorry bout that. Our tastes in games gets... weird.
  8. quagma

    yee

    yee
  9. quagma

    they really are just little sillies. they really are fascinating to watch from the outside. not...

    they really are just little sillies. they really are fascinating to watch from the outside. not that we're not humans. of course we're humans, we love having bones and hair.
  10. quagma

    [MEDIA]

  11. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    this is literally the first time we've heard of this character haha. not really into gacha or anime games. your gf sounds awesome.
  12. quagma

    yeah. if we're lucky, they'll introduce themselves someday. thanks for the compliments! they're...

    yeah. if we're lucky, they'll introduce themselves someday. thanks for the compliments! they're so hard to find these days, and they don't often go on sale at the grocery store haha.
  13. quagma

    quagma rule #23: cordiality is overrated, especially when your side is the victim. appeasing the...

    quagma rule #23: cordiality is overrated, especially when your side is the victim. appeasing the oppressors gets your face eaten by the leopards you partied with.
  14. quagma

    used to be that you could get hit by a falling piano and emerge from it with a smile made of...

    used to be that you could get hit by a falling piano and emerge from it with a smile made of piano keys playing an offtune melody. can't anymore, because of woke. /joke
  15. quagma

    good. all the best things in life are fluffy and edible. especially us.

    good. all the best things in life are fluffy and edible. especially us.
  16. quagma

    ENHANCE!

    ENHANCE!
  17. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    it will? how dare it! dumb coffee, this'll learn ya! *drinks it all in one gulp* [ACK BLECH BITTER! BEAN WATER! Bitter water of the boiled bean!] *releases cloud of ink and jets away* *another quagma drifts in, giggling when they see the other quagma's reactions* [stupid idiot keeps forgetting...
  18. quagma

    why do crime dramas always portray the science so poorly? and they've got terrible evidence...

    why do crime dramas always portray the science so poorly? and they've got terrible evidence handling to boot. stop handling unlabeled/unphotographed evidence!
  19. quagma

    thank you. we needed that today.

    thank you. we needed that today.
  20. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    yes please, thank you. would you like a chocolate chip cookie? it's fresh from the oven. whose oven? that's a secret.
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