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q log #179: the way to a girls heart is through her prostate

q log #178: one day, a human comes upon you in your den. Do you a: befriend the human and join them on their journey, b: attack and dissolve the human, c: hide from the human or d:, hold your jelly still and hope the human doesn't see you or ignores you until the human leaves on their own...

q log #177: you wake up, to see a slime looming over you. "Taxes? Transphobia? Humans? What are you talking about? Its a lovely day for us monsters to frolic among the animals and plants on this otherwise uninhabited planet, come, join us, we were about to start the dance competition!"

q log 176: struggle is useless, my hold is absolute. The slime and the spores are already working to transmogrify you, see? No more fragile flesh and fallible organs, all replaced with a cute and adorable little slime. Malleable, nigh on indestructible, and most delightfully, belonging only to...

q log #175: getting blown must feel so good if you're a gasket

q log #174: what if we were kissing in the second circle of hell?

q log #173: minimalism is a scam created by big small to sell more less

q log #172: some of you have never spent 20 minutes staring at a bug on a leaf and it shows

q log #171: gone, gone, o form of man... Arise the woman... ESTROGEN!

q log #170: theyre small but they jiggle

q log #169: going back to drawing my stylized comics instead of the prose I sucked at. I know its not photrealistic anime style Manga like everyone loves and goes gaga, making mine feel like shit in comparision, but theyre MY cartoons and doodles and OCs in their own little worlds.

q log #168: gurgle glrrsh glub blorp *pop* hissgurgle fizzle ttzch. Please enjoy these complementary sounds of a slime in situ, unaware it is being recorded.

q log #167: there are DMs and notifs im too scared to read and open because they were sent to me out of concern during a particularly rough mental patch and who I was then at my lowest isnt who I am now, so going through them feels like im reading someone else's mail.

q log #166: if they ever gave me access to the character customization screen and the color picker wheel, id become an absolute menace. Id mod my character so much that it may not be compatible with multi-player servers like "Earth", but dang it, it would at least be *my* design.

*turns you into a plushie* *turns you into a plushie* *turns you into a plushie*

q log #165: as much as id love to be a vampire, after one week no garlic I might kms