Step 2: we will name that hole 'love'.
Step 3: we open a matchmaker service. We'd find skeptics and tell them that for a small fee we can make them fall in 'love'.
Step 4: push them in the hole we named 'love'
So step 1: you dig a hole in the ground. (I won't dig. My hands are too precious and last time I dug something... I found a patch of earthworms *shivers*)
Sleepi's self-motivation tip #2: So what if I'm banned from eating icecream cause of my cold! When there's a will, there's a way! I can make homemade icecream! *opens youtube to search for recepies*