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  1. sleepandeatallday

    *pokes the sword*

    *pokes the sword*
  2. sleepandeatallday

    Tsundere-ism runs in the family. I asked my grandpa to buy milk powder for my ice cream...

    Tsundere-ism runs in the family. I asked my grandpa to buy milk powder for my ice cream experimentations and he refused last night but this morning he got me two packets of those. Now my ice cream experimentation can begin again!
  3. sleepandeatallday

    Paranormal experiences and story

    ok....I have a feeling that paranormal experiences are far more common for you.... do you perhaps live in a haunted or creepy area?
  4. sleepandeatallday

    Dad Jokes

    9/10 Took some time but I finally got it!
  5. sleepandeatallday

    Paranormal experiences and story

    maybe your pet cat wanted to visit one last time before moving on? I have heard stories of that.
  6. sleepandeatallday

    Dad Jokes

    I'm guessing it's more of a name... like the dad said that you are not full(name?). You're wise so eat? Maybe consult other dads on it! They have expertise on this! 46) 7/10 33) 9/10 22) 10/10 My weird sense of humor somehow loves this one 19) 7/10 0/10! Disqualified! You are disqualified...
  7. sleepandeatallday

    Dad Jokes

    3/10 Truly a dad joke! Never say that again! *shivers*
  8. sleepandeatallday

    I love your pfp!

    I love your pfp!
  9. sleepandeatallday

    Dad Jokes

    7/10 That was really clever! 8/10 :LOL: 9/10 This is an elite joke! Literally! I had to google what paraplegics means! It's such a fancy term! But the joke is genius!!! The worst it's rated the better the dad joke it'll be! Cause all dad jokes are bad! That's the essence! 7/10
  10. sleepandeatallday

    Dad Jokes

    I'll award you 10/10! Whatever joke you made, it was bad enough! And that's where the essence of dad jokes lay! You have the talent! no scoring.... don't wanna offend any swifties..... those fans are crazy *shivers in fear*
  11. sleepandeatallday

    .....but if everyone has a cookie, the cookie will lose it's value. No value, no vote

    .....but if everyone has a cookie, the cookie will lose it's value. No value, no vote
  12. sleepandeatallday

    Dad Jokes

    Yess! 7/10! That 7 year has the potential! You need to cultivate from the start! 5/10 Ever wondered how skeletons even stayed in place with no tendons or muscles or ligaments holding the bones together? 5/10 ....though I'm still confused? What did whale mean? 8/10 9/10 I am biased! It had...
  13. sleepandeatallday

    Dad Jokes

    Exactly what the title says! Tell me your worst or best dad jokes and I'd rate them out of a score of 10! Extra points for some dark humor added in!
  14. sleepandeatallday

    I can! That's actually a great idea!

    I can! That's actually a great idea!
  15. sleepandeatallday

    heh!

    heh!
  16. sleepandeatallday

    *stabs*

    *stabs*
  17. sleepandeatallday

    I'm not a pigeon! *stabs*

    I'm not a pigeon! *stabs*
  18. sleepandeatallday

    but... but what do I write? It's not like I can go to a random thread and tell a dad joke...

    but... but what do I write? It's not like I can go to a random thread and tell a dad joke.... wait... can I?
  19. sleepandeatallday

    :blob_cookie:

    :blob_cookie:
  20. sleepandeatallday

    :blob_aww:

    :blob_aww:
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